Sunday, July 05, 2009

Upcoming Vancouver Arthouse Fare

Since the film festival doesn't start for a few months, I thought I'd mention a few film screenings that excite me, and a few that don't, and a few films I really would have liked to have seen on someone's program this summer.

I'm not very excited about the big-name highbrow crowd pleasers at the Cinematheque, frankly. Rashomon screened here just a few years ago, as I recall, as part of the Cinema Salon series at the Vancity Theatre, and is the sort of film that I feel little desire to ever go back to - a rather didactic elaboration of a straightforward parable that owes a great deal to John Ford and Ingmar Bergman, visually, it has never excited me much, and the last time I tried to watch it, I couldn't make it through. (How wrong am I, folks? It's been years since I saw it to completion). There are at least ten Kurosawas I prefer and would rather see, if forced to choose: Ikiru, Yojimbo, Sanjuro, Red Beard, The Seven Samurai, No Regrets For Our Youth, I Live in Fear, High and Low, and especially The Bad Sleep Well or Throne Of Blood (the first a Japanese noir that takes a big bite out of J-corporate corruption and the latter being a noirish adaptation of Macbeth) would all have more of a chance of getting me to leave my futon for a film. There are a few titles that fall below Rashomon, too - including the also over-simple Stray Dog and Kurosawa's bigger budget later work after he became an international arthouse favourite, which bloats in a way similar to the way Bergman's cinema bloated, under similar circumstances - but I'd be much more inclined to see some of the Kibatsu Cinema series than anything by Kurosawa at the moment. Kamome Diner is, I gather, a must-see.

Similarly to Rashomon, The Rules Of The Game is a huge critical favourite that has never meant much to me - I attempted to engage with it twice as a younger man, and valued the experience so little that I have not ventured to see if age and maturity have transformed it. Ozu, whose Tokyo Story also plays, is someone I've grappled with a bit more willingly than Renoir, to the extent of watching Floating Weeds and Late Spring; though he is often taken as an artist mourning the passing of Japanese "traditional" culture - and thus a very conservative filmmaker - I've encountered an interesting article online that attempts to "queer" his canon, which has provoked me to want to revisit his work (or "try again," if you prefer). Now, however, is not the time: his cinema's slow, gentle qualities in theory should appeal to me, given my love of quiet cinema of late... but I'd really rather Seijun Suzuki, at the moment, if I were going to go Japanese.
There is better stuff a bit further ahead at the Cinematheque. Roman Polanski's The Tenant is a slightly sick film that I haven't seen in years. I remember loving the film - a paranoid black comedy about a man (Polanski) who believes himself persecuted by his neighbours - as a teenager; I often think I should see it again, and if I like it enough, I'll also revisit Repulsion. Revanche, too - a contemporary Euro-noir - also sounds great. (While people have said - Joe Dante, for example - that horror flourishes as a genre in troubled times, I'm not sure anyone has made the same observation of noir. It's so, I think). Re: Easy Rider, my favourite of the Corman 60's-youthsploitation movies was in fact the Jack Nicholson-penned The Trip, and I'd really rather look at Hopper's Last Movie (or Jack Nicholson's Drive, She Said or Fonda's The Hired Hand, neither of which have I seen) than Easy Rider, which is one of those films that seems terminally damaged by an act of criticism (Paul Schrader's nasty piece on it). But I have been considering seeing it again for quite awhile, and it's certainly great summer programming; at the very least, I know I'll enjoy watching the sequence that employs the Holy Modal Rounders' "If You Want To Be a Bird," both the songwriter (Antonia Stampfel) and main singer (Peter Stampfel) of which I have interviewed...

Dr. Strangelove, too, is a well-timed reissue, and I may bring a Russian friend or two to see it, but the truth is, I looked in on it just a couple of years ago and am not very hungry for the experience. Another great dark film for troubled times, but also very funny. I'd rather they were running Kubrick's The Killing as part of their noir series, tho'.

...which dominates much of August, of course, and I'm excited that there are many films in the series I haven't seen, plus one utter masterpiece of cinematic self-torture that I have seen, Nick Ray's very sad but powerful In A Lonely Place. It's a must-see, folks - trust me (tho' it does veer towards self-pity, it's more like Ray is burning a cigar into his flesh to punish himself for his failings in this film, which focuses on a nearly-unemployed screenwriter whose bitterness at humankind threatens to get the better of him). I would, on the other hand, suggest skipping Kiss Me Deadly, which seemed bafflingly plotted and not very satisfying: if you want a baffling plot that's attached to a movie that's kind of fun and always watchable, check out The Big Sleep.

And tho' the Polanski and noir screenings suggest that the Cinematheque is moving in the right direction by me, if I were to make a request for both the Cinematheque and the Vancity, it would be: darker. Sicker. Seriously: if you want to fill theatres, play more horror films, more noir, more despair, more violent catharsis, more antisocial sentiment. The times demand it. You want younger folks to come out, in the age of DVD and downloading: play Battle Royale, as part of a Fukasaku retrospective, maybe in a double bill with Peter Watkins' Punishment Park; or do a thorough retrospective of the films of Tsukamoto Shinya (not neglecting Shimizu's Marebito, by the way, a very creepy and vaguely Lovecraftian horror film in which he merely acts). These are the sorts of films that hungry, growing film geeks are craving right now, I suspect, as my packed house at my past screening of Battle Royale at Blim attests. Another Japanese film that I bet would fill the house: get up the jam to play Kichiku Dai Enkai, perhaps in a double bill with Wakamatsu's United Red Army film... I mean, tell me that isn't a great fucking idea for a double bill? (You have seen Kichiku Dai Enkai, right?).
Or: play an Alex Cox retrospective (why did no one project Straight To Hell when Joe Strummer died? It's truly wonderful as cinema - a gleefully idiotic, delirously inventive, thoroughly postmodern gem long mistaken for a complete and utter mess; and it would be a natural double-bill with Mystery Train). There are several of Cox's recent films that nearly no-one has seen, and he'd probably be even willing to travel with them; Criterion's reissue of Walker makes the idea a natural.

I realize that I won't be able to convince you to bring in a lot more exploitation horror films of the 1970's, say, and in some cases, it's just as well; I'd rather watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre at home, to be honest, than to experience it with the sort of audience it'd bring out. Nonetheless, the Canadian film Rituals really deserves another run, since y'all have found a decent and COMPLETE, if slightly pink, print. It could be productively double-billed with the fascinating, disturbing Clearcut, which is one of the most interesting major shot-in-Canada, well-received, relatively high-profile recent films not to have been released officially on DVD (tho' what seems a bootleg DVD of the badly cropped/stretched VHS pops up on eBay now and then). Graham Greene plays a Native Activist on a rampage, who abducts and tortures a lumber exec whose mill is encroaching on tribal land. The only (quasi-?) horror film I know about the consequences of direct action gone awry, it brilliantly takes things to a meta-level with references to the slasher genre, treating Greene as an archetypal figure of frustrated rage unleashed. I knew Native people who really, really didn't like this film - preferring to see a friendlier face put on Native activism - but I think for smart folks, used to decoding cinema, this film is a fucking must-see. (Do I need to mention that it's very, very relevant to the Olympics?). I don't expect you will dig out a Rituals/ Clearcut double bill, any more than I expect to be watching Kichiku Dai Enkai on the screen, but you surely realize I'm onto something. Certainly I know a few people I could convince to come out to such films...

And I mean, has anyone ever even discussed a George A. Romero retrospective? Every summer, hundreds of Vancouverites are dressing like zombies and staggering around downtown, but no one is playing the complete "dead" series, I guess because you don't want to pander to youth or alienate the boomers. But you know what, you WOULD get a decent boomer turnout for Martin, I swear. Or The Crazies, or Season Of The Witch...

Oh, um, and speaking of great cult films that hipper boomers might go for, can I mention that there needs to be a David Carradine double bill of Death Race 2000 and Circle of Iron, really soon, and maybe a double bill of Rabid and - you know you want to, folks - Behind The Green Door? I mean, surely there are arthouses in North America that dropped everything to insert David Carradine and Marilyn Chambers films into their programming after their deaths; why not in Vancouver? This is the sort of move the Tarantino Generation would ratify, and frankly, I'm all for it.

And man, you want me to actually get into fundraising for a project? I would lay some of my own money down to bring Carol J. Clover up - if she's willing - to speak about urban/rural horror and rape revenge films, and play Ms. 45, Deliverance, I Spit On Your Grave, Pumpkinhead, Texas Chainsaw I and II, and whatever else she'd have in the program... Rituals would be right at home; I bet she's never even seen a decent print of it... maybe she hasn't seen it at all. Be sure to screen the excellent documentary on contemporary horror cinema, The American Nightmare, in which she speaks...

If getting Clover here is impossible, I wonder if anyone could convince Kier-la to do another Cinemuerte?

Okay, okay, I know, I'm being a bit unreasonable, but how about a Gregg Araki series, then? If you don't mind a bunch of ganja-stinkin' cinema hipsters in your theatre, at least play Smiley Face - the best marijuana comedy ever made, and very politically appropriate. The Doom Generation, Totally Fucked Up, Nowhere, Mysterious Skin... This is a good idea, gang.

...Which brings us around to the Vancity Theatre, under new programming director Tom Charity. I was thinkin' the other week that I really felt bad about how savage a piece I did on Birdsong, a film that involved former programming director Mark Peranson - who often brought some very interesting, adventurous films to town; I didn't mean to kick the film's ass so much - I did WANT people to be curious about it, in spite of or even because of my hostility, which I think now stemmed from the film's overwhelming presumption of class privilige over its audience ("we are more clever than you, and much more leisured" seemed to be the subtext). Hostile reactions DO sometimes indicate a very interesting film, however, and are sometimes necessary "for the record" (as even Zabriskie Point's reception attests). And I mean, I may be wrong to bristle as much as I do in this review, which clearly reveals a personal defensiveness, revealing as much about me as about the film. I enjoyed the joust with Mark, which sort of reversed a previous interaction between he and I about the same filmmaker's work, which I wrote about in Discorder... but I kinda liked, and kinda miss, Mark, truth be known. Hi, Mark!

However: I'm very interested to see what Tom Charity - who wrote John Cassavetes: Lifeworks, a highly valuable and readable book about my cinematic hero - will do for the Vancity as programmer. (One of my past interactions with Charity is readable here). Charity seems to have his finger somewhere near my pulse, based on his recent programming choices. For one, I've been asking around about Katyn for awhile - Andrei Wajda's new film about the long-suppressed Soviet massacre of Poles that was uncovered by the Nazis during World War II, footage of which appears in Makavejev's Sweet Movie. I am told Wajda's film is well worth seeing.
Elsewhere in the summer programming, Charity seems to be gambling that Michael Mann's new movie, Public Enemies, is going to be a hit, based on the upcoming program of prohibition-era gangster fare. I personally think trying to synch up the Vancity with local megaplexes is a risky proposition, in this case moreso because I have a strong feeling Mann's film is going to tank critically (tho' it does get 65% on RT) and put off serious filmgoers, while its fans, meantime, won't even know the Vancity Theatre's address, let alone go see Bloody Mama (the one on the list that *I'm* most curious about). I have not seen Bloody Mama - what a wonderful title, that - since I was a kid, and for all I know it's awful, but seeing Shelly Winters as a tommy-gun totin' gangster will make the film worthwhile, regardless. My question, though, is, if you're going to play Dillinger - and yay, more Warren Oates! - why don't you also do The Lady in Red, written by John Sayles? (Also not a film I've seen, but another film I would go to in a flash and find it interesting, even if it's horrible).

Now, there's some good thinking: a tribute to J. G. Ballard. But guys, why just do Empire of the Sun? There's a certain Cronenberg film... well, nevermind. Wasn't there a film based on The Atrocity Exhibition? How bad was it? (I don't suppose When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth is very Ballardian, eh?).

Of course, if you really wanted to do a film series on a great writer not too-long-dead, I don't believe the cinemas in town flinched a minute when Hubert Selby Jr. passed on, despite Last Exit To Brooklyn, Requiem for a Dream, and It/ll Be Better Tomorrow. And what about Fear X, which he co-wrote? Has anyone actually seen it? Don't you want to? I do.

Also Vancity-wise, I have somewhat of a quarrel with the upcoming music festival at the Vancity, Summer of Sound, which, in its emphasis of recent box-office/indy successes (Once, Across The Universe) and boomer-fare (Heart of Gold, Gimme Shelter) misses my interests by a longshot.
I really don't think I'm unique in that regard: I'm not sure anyone under 40 in this city would be eager to revisit Woodstock, for instance. "Hippie" has become a derogatory term, like "boomer," to the younger generation, who, deprived of boomer priviliges and exhausted by their perpetual cultural self-celebration, have grown resentful and ornery about such folks (besides, we want to celebrate ourselves, man!). Barbara Kopple's My Generation, however - which looks at music festivals of today's youth, including Woodstock's sequels, hopefully questioning what such mega-fests mean for today's culture - could be very interesting indeed.
Otherwise, I've seen nearly everything in the festival that I want to see; I'll gladly get out of the house for the Ziggy Stardust and Velvet Goldmine double bill, but fucking Shine a Light? For whom does this screen, exactly?

The Leonard Cohen and Townes van Zandt docs are good ideas, mind you, if not where my head is at lately. And Stop Making Sense is a great concert film... I haven't seen 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould yet, so I might make that.... and hmm, wait a minute - I was going to slather some abuse on the idea of a CSNY doc, then I actually read the blurb. Directed pseudonymously by Neil Young, with an anti-Iraq-war theme? I may just go to this.
More to come on the Get Shorty Cinema Salon on August 4th... I have a special interview for that one that y'all might enjoy (can you guess?). By the way, if any of my readers want to ratify my suggestions above, who knows, maybe we can actually influence what films are coming to town? (I mean, Death Race 2000 really is a no-brainer, innit?).

Tonight At 1067: Dolly the Sheep's Birthday Celebration!


Dolly the sheep was put down in 2003 because of varied illness; I've read speculation that this was caused by a genetic disorder that resulted from her cloning, but her Wikipedia page suggests otherwise. In any event, Dolly's short life, we gather, was not pleasant towards the end. Dolly is now a stuffed artefact on display in Scotland.

For those concerned with biotech, the patenting of living organisms, copyrights and copylefts, and/or people who just really like sheep, there's a must-attend opening at 1067 tonight: Femke Van Delft and Dave Chokroun's collaborative event, "The Dolly Project," commemorating Dolly's unnatural ovine birth. On sale, I believe, will be a limited CD (or CDR?) release with a Femke-knitted cover, as shown above! Femke's email to me is as follows:

The Dolly Project:
a collaborative work by Dave Chokroun and Femke van Delft
with Carol Sawyer, voice

Six birthday songs for Dolly the sheep (July 5, 1996 - February 14. 2003).
150 musical transformations
50 unique pieces of art
One premiere performance

with more live music by
Jeff Younger's Devil Loops
Yellowthief
The Sorrow and the Pity (Dave Chokroun + Darren Williams)
Door 7pm
Music 7:30 sharp!

More information at Advanced Musical Research!

Saturday, July 04, 2009

How I Spent My Canada Day (in the United States)

All photographs by Allan MacInnis; thanks to Theodore Stinks for selling me his camera

The fourth of July finds me a bit of a wreck: broke again - my last $60 goin' to a Motorhead ticket - and feelin' fat and decidedly unhealthy, with a sink full of mouldering dishes and fruitflies that I am delaying getting around to dealin' with. Maybe it's just that I need a cup of green tea, a decent breakfast (concomitant on cleaning the kitchen, alas) and a bath, but at the moment it feels like if my soul were my stomach, it would puke...

Part of it is that I'm packin' in too much stuff, I think. When not at work, I'm back to writing for The Skinny, and spending my evenings on concerts (Glaciers Wednesday, Fond Of Tigers with Mats on Thursday, Victor Krummenacher and Cracker on Friday; today, at 5, it's The Unsupervised - a Jeff Younger project - at the jazzfest, and tomorrow Dave Chokroun of that band and photographer/ artist Femke Van Delft have their "Dolly Project" opening at 1067 - plus I've gotta finish transcribing that Nardwuar thing, briefly visible here, for this 'zine I said I'd give it to). Meantime, midweek, for the Canada day holiday, I took the West Coast Express out to Maple Ridge to visit my parents, packing in an evening of Scrabble and cribbage before another Wednesday casino trip... a somewhat more difficult one than usual, since the bus that normally comes to the seniors' building my father is caretaker of couldn't confirm enough attendees and departed from Langley.

This meant leaving at 8:00 AM in a car driven by one of my parents' friends, a woman in the building who, while sharp in other ways, has a way of filling me with uncertainty about her driving (ever see the "Grey Dawn" episode of South Park?). The first time I rode with her, to meet a different bus, she nearly turned into an oncoming car, saying "Ooo, where'd he come from" when my mother shouted and the other car honked. I had this horrible thought that these words would be the last I would hear. On Wednesday, too, she pointed out at an intersection that when an arrow for turning cars is lit up on a street signal, while the main light is red, you can't drive straight through; she said this with a kind of "did you realize" wonder that suggested she had, maybe, attempted to do exactly this once, to discover it problematic. We actually only had one mishap with her on this day - her bumping a curb as she made a turn - but I was crotchety about getting into the car with her at all, just like I'm crotchety about the idea of going across the border into the 'States with my father, who has no insurance coverage there (and is, as I've said, on chemotherapy, which sometimes has unpredictable side-effects). The fact that my folks could as easily get on the West Coast Express and visit me in Vancouver, for trips to the easily-accessed Edgewater casino, with no risk of medical disaster (or possibility of dying in a car crash en route to the bus pick-up point) makes me resistant to their way of doing things, while sheer stubbornness, I guess, makes them resistant to mine; though both complain frequently about the casino we do go to - the service, the food, the payouts - it's what they're habituated to, and that alone makes it very difficult to convince them to try other things. Occasionally my frustrations here flare up into fights, but since they show no sign of conceding to me, I tend to end up sighing and doing things their way.

(My father likes to walk quickly, and when we're out and about, he often zooms ahead of my mother and I; even though he's sick, I still had to spend part of Wednesday catching up with him as we boarded the ferry).

All the same, it was a pleasant day. Since our driver wasn't sure how to get on the newly created Golden Ears bridge, we took the Albion Ferry, which I have not been on for years; that this free service is scheduled to stop running in July - to be replaced with the not-free bridge, which will be the first in the area to charge a toll - is provoking the wrath of some community members, and "Save Albion Ferry!" placards were posted here and there on the route. Driving up the ramp on the other side into Langley, I remembered exploring the forested areas at the banks of the Fraser River as a child while our car - because we did have a car, years ago - was parked, waiting to go back across. I remember, as a child, seeing and briefly chasing my first wild rabbit through the long grass, while my father looked on. It was usually trips to Cloverdale racetrack, back then, that saw us crossing the river. (My father has always loved horse races; my mother was more a bingo person until recently, when slot machines became her fancy). It's been a long time since we went into Langley together.


(My mother doesn't like her picture taken, so I got up right-close and made her laugh. I love this shot, and I love the way my mother laughs; we can nearly make her pee over Scrabble sometimes).

The shopping mall parking lot where we waited for the bus was certainly off my beaten path. I had a coffee in the IGA Marketplace while my father and our driver figured out whether they could leave the car in the parking lot without fear of being ticketed or towed. It seemed like everyone in the mall lot that morning, either waiting for the bus or to get into the IGA, was a senior citizen, and more than a few were riding those motorized carts which help people who have trouble walking to get around. (I fear that my mother will end up on one of those, since her legs aren't so good; her bypass surgery, some years ago, saw the doctors removing veins or arteries from her legs and attaching them to her heart, so now her legs have poor circulation and tend to swell up. Needless to say, this doesn't do much to encourage her to exercise, so her legs and back both aren't doing so well, and her weight is increasing; it seems like western medicine often only knows how to solve one problem by creating another). One sign by the mall puzzled me, and I had to photograph it to show my parents, since I'd never seen the like before:


Then the bus arrived, while I was attempting to crap in the IGA washroom (my second interrupted crap that morning). My mother and father both have MP3 players that I've loaded up with oldies for them - mostly Elvis and Johnny Cash for my Dad, and Roger Whittaker for my Mom. I brought my own, as well. The ride took over an hour - bizarrely, longer than the usual route over the Mission Bridge that the Maple Ridge bus takes. We all listened to tunes - my own player mostly doing old-timey and blues, which I can sometimes get my folks into, as well (good "compromise music" as background for Scrabble games; Mississippi John Hurt tends to work for them, while Blind Willie Johnson and Charley Patton don't). My father has said time and again that the MP3 player was the best gift I've ever given him; he tends to get excitable and dance about in his seat - his knees bobbing, at least - when songs he likes come on, and he takes it with him to his chemotherapy every week.


We finally arrived at Nooksack River Casino, on a reservation in Washington State. Because it's on Indian land, smoking is permitted and ubiquitous in the casino; there's a small non-smoking area in back, with mediocre machines, but for any of the games I like to play, there's a better-than-average chance that I'll be inhaling the fumes of the person next to me. (No one even asks, "Do you mind if I smoke?" since the answer would almost always be, "Actually, yes I do!" I suspect the smokers get a rush at being in an environment where they can nurture their vice unimpeded). The casino is situated in the midst of a large parking lot by a road; there's also a gas station and a convenience store. Surrounding it is forest and reservation homes, which are hardly inviting; things have been laid out to encourage visitors to stay in the casino. Tricky, that: it means that if you're losing money, and the bus doesn't leave for six hours, you're in a bit of a bind. I've brought books and attempted to sit out gambling by reading, but the environment isn't condusive. Besides, I actually enjoy trying to win money on slot machines - I find them scarily compelling.


(My mother and I at separate American Original machines - her favourite game, since it has relatively frequent Bonus Rounds).

Slot machines are, in fact, pernicious, dangerous things for anyone who tends to addictive or compulsive behaviour. The video displays on them, which have evolved a lot since the days of the classic three-reeled one-armed bandit, are often complex and creative and filled with clever and appealing animations and complex winning patterns that are designed to keep you curious and keep you playing. One machine I like, Neptune's Kingdom, has winking mermaids, spinning gold coins, glittering treasure chests, swimming dolphins, and an "expanding Neptune" that rises up when he appears as part of a winning pattern, giving you extra points and declaiming things like "the undersea powers of Neptune grant you wealth and fortune!" Bonus rounds on video slots - which usually occur if you get the right combination of three images on the reels - have exciting sound effects, sometimes hilarious cartoons (like the "Cow Races" of Milk Money), and highly interactive challenges (like the Jackpot Party bonus round, where you pick presents with different cash amounts behind them, while accompanied by Village People songs, until you encounter a "party pooper" behind one gift; or the "Abduction Bonus" of Little Green Men, where you pick someone off a bench to get beamed aboard a flying saucer). Bonus rounds, too, often can result in huge payouts, especially on machines, like Neptune's Kingdom or Double Dolphins, that allow bonus rounds within bonus rounds. You can get, on some machines, as many as 100 free spins with a bonus round, often at elevated payouts, so that for an initial bet of $5 or $6, the payout on a bonus round can top $1000 - unusual, but possible, since I've had it happen to me. The higher your bet, when the bonus comes around, the more you stand to win, of course; and I've read that slot machines are programmed to give an even higher rate of pay for high bets, because casinos want people to bet more money.
Therein lies the catch: the only way to WIN more money is to risk LOSING more money. Encouraged by a few big wins early in my casino experiences, when compulsive behaviour had yet to set in, I will often tend to raise my bet, thinking a bonus round has got to be coming soon; if it doesn't, the losses tend to mount up fast. I've gone though $1000 on a single trip to the casino, and I've given back winnings of even more than that; an odd, compelling stubbornness comes in, as you will the wheels to settle on the right combinations, insisting that the next spin could make it all better. If you're wrong, there's always next time. The more of your money you give away, the more desperate you can get to win it back. Too damn bad for you if you run out of money before the hoped-for big payout arrives...

Not only do *I* stand to lose a lot of money at the casino, my conviction that big bets are the way to go has meant that I've influenced my mother to raise her bets, too. (I hate seeing someone get to a bonus round when they're playing only a 25 cent bet; what could mean hundreds of dollars in winnings thus means maybe $10 or $20 - a waste of time!). I sometimes sit beside her, when I've run out of cash, cheerleading and encouraging her, when I feel like a bonus is coming up, to raise her bet; in fact, this tends to work better than when I'm the one playing (tho' she finds me a bit of a pain in the ass: "Would you leave me alone with all your 'raise your bets!'") . Occasionally on Wednesday, we'd all three of us end up defeated, taking time out from our losing by sitting at the keno table, where my father spends most of his time anyhow, drinking beer and watching the keno results pop up on screen; it's sort of a slow-motion lottery or bingo game, and since there are long pauses between draws, it's deadly dull, but he's made a couple of wins of more than $1500 at the game, to everyone's surprise, and he seems to enjoy it more than the slots. I've yet to make it big on keno, myself - and have been assured in gambling books that keno is an utter waste of time, my father's experiences notwithstanding. I bet $20 on one keno ticket on Wednesday, using numbers off a fortune cookie that instructed me to "indulge [my] ambitious nature," but it only paid off $8.

At the end of the day, I had lost the few hundred dollars my parents had given me to play with, and a couple hundred of my own. I'd had a couple of decent wins, but lost them back hoping for more. My mother, too, was down a few hundred dollars. I'd had a few beers with my Dad, and had been ready to go home for a couple of hours, lest I find a way to lose even more money. Eventually the bus came, and we loaded on, coming back to Maple Ridge via Langley - an uneventful, sleepy trip, the initial excitement of the day (at the chance of winning big) having been replaced by an awareness of yet another dull defeat. I snoozed as we crossed the border, headphones on, cruising back to the drop-off point in Langley. There are so many things we could have done that Wednesday, so many other ways to spend a day... but I must try not to think that way. This is what my parents enjoy, this is how they want to spend their time; I'll continue to join them when I can, while the money's there and my father's health holds out...


Back in Maple Ridge, we had time to watch a few minutes of Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee on a video that I'd picked up for them - one of Stefan Grossman's cool Vestapol DVDs - then they had to go upstairs to call bingo for the seniors in the building. I got on a bus and came back to Vancouver to catch a gig at the Vinegar Factory, thinking about all the records I could have bought with the money I'd lost that day. Quite a few good ones...

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Fond of Tigers with Mats Gustafsson Thursday at the Biltmore

Stephen Lyons with Limbs of the Stars (Fond of Tigers offshoot, minus Dan Gaucher) at 1067; photo by Femke van Delft, not to be used without permission


You may have read my brief interview with Stephen Lyons of Fond of Tigers in The Skinny, and/or Mats Gustafsson's little sidebar about his enthusiasm for vinyl. The Fond of Tigers/ Mats gig is on Thursday at the Biltmore, with the Secret Mommy Quartet opening; it's highly recommended. I've seen Mats in combination with a few different people, both from Vancouver and elsewhere. I greatly enjoyed his show with Robots On Fire a couple of years ago at the Cobalt, for one (pictured below); but I have often found him such a powerhouse as to steal the show a little bit. (I mean, he even gave Italian thrash jazz monsters Zu a run for their money).Though it was fun to see him squaring off, as the leader of Team Sweden, against at least one member of Fond of Tigers - the always interesting Jesse Zubot - during the hockey game on Sunday, and though I was secretly kinda (truth be known) pleased that Sweden ultimately won (since they actually produced more cohesive and attention-grabbing music and appeared more attentive to their team leader's conducting - tho' it was Mats skill with toy hockey games that proved decisive), I really want Mats to go away impressed with our scene, and have tried, during my dealings with him, to turn him on to all sorts of cool local music, from Al Neil to Slow. (So far he seemed most impressed with the New Creation!). Fond of Tigers definitely have it in them to kick ass live, but I wonder how "the beast" (as Stephen Lyons refers to him in that interview, above) will fit with their ambitious, but very varied and sometimes quite delicate music...? To wit, maybe they won't be so fond of tigers after actually playing with one? After the relative theatre/comedy of the improv power play event, with rowdy audience members booing every penalty against team Canada as called by ref Fred Lonberg-Holm and chortling when Swedes got penalties - this is where the real hockey game begins, for me...

Before he arrived last week, I asked Mats to comment on his experiences in the city via email. He replied that the "food is great and even fantastic," and that the "vinyl shopping is top class!" (He's a big fan of Dandelion Records, especially, though Femke, Dave and I also dragged him to Zulu, Neptoon, and Audiopile when showing him around the city, and I hooked him up in one way or another with Scratch, Noize To Go, and Otis Music; we have yet to get him to Red Cat, however, which he really should see). "Seriously," he continues, "Vancouver is a town I freakin' love coming back to. Means a huge bunch to me....after my first visit in '94, it has always been rockin! And the younger noise/improv scene is really interesting and alive!"

Mats with Robots on Fire at the Cobalt, photo by Femke van Delft; not to be used without permission


While talking with Fond of Tigers founder/guitarist Lyons, I happened to ask him, as a point of curiousity, about the quasi-Christian-themed covers of their first two CDs, the art for which he designed. A Thing to Live With features a female angel smoking three cigarettes, held by a man’s hand. Release The Saviours includes a preacher, pilgrims, and fish, and, inside, another angel brandishing a handgun (again, with male appendages to aid her). “It’s funny," he answered. "You know, you’re the only person, out of all the interviews I’ve ever done, to zone in on that. Which I'm quite surprised by, because you put out an album called Release The Saviours," with a cover such as it is, "and you'd figure someone would ask. But nobody said a peep. I don’t know what you have to do. Maybe if there was some picture of anal rape with a crucifix - it has to be like that, it has to be blood and gore - somebody would go, ‘hey, you seem to have something going on here,’” he laughs. “When we put out Release The Saviours, I was starting to prepare - people are going to ask about these things. And that was awhile back, and nobody said anything. It’s like I’ve been cramming for a biology quiz and I walk in and am told the quiz is off and we’re just going to watch a movie. ‘Oh, okay.’ And then three years later, I go to order a sandwich, and someone’s like - ‘here’s that biology quiz.’ I’m no longer prepared for this question!"

While he never did answer that particular question, then - and I'm more than happy, having called attention to these matters, to leave the actual explanation up to the reader's imagination - Stephen did relate a story pertaining to the possible effects of his dabbling in religious iconography. "It was funny: we were coming back from a show in Kelowna. We have to have two vans, so there's four of us in one and three in the other, and as we're driving, everything is clicking. We're understanding the links between the iconography, some of the song titles, some of our thoughts about the role of religion in society, and we're starting to have" - he pauses - "multiple epiphanies" (And here I must note that I rather like his choice of words, since it seems to riff off the idea of the multiple orgasm. I wonder if one can have epiphanies that squirt?). " And then the cell phone rings and the other van has broken down - it's on the side of the road, it's steaming, it's on fire. And then we haven't spoken of it since. Maybe that was a light smoting," Lyons chuckles.

What are we releasing the saviours from?, I replied. "I guess there's the sort of double meaning of releasing them from their obligations as particular leaders of different ideals and faiths," Lyons tells me. "Like saying, 'y'know what, you've had a good run, but we're going to do a little restructuring, here. Thanks for all your work, saviour; you've run a good faith, but we have to let you go. We're going to try a different approach for awhile'... But then there's also the more violent notion of 'release the saviours,' like 'release the hounds,' with the saviours setting upon the world and kind of destroying it. It exists on both those levels, for me."

Lyons had a whole lot more to say about his band and their music, but duties elsewhere call me from my blog; perhaps the opportunity will arise to sneak in a few more quotes at a later date (someone really does need to make Lyons' fondness for Kenny Rogers public). Meantime, if you're interested in an ambitious, unusual Vancouver avant-jazz band - one that combines elements of driving post-rock, American minimalism, abstracted ethereal space-solos, raunchy skronk, and (early) Mahavishnu Orchestra-like tension/release workouts, this will likely prove to be a show worth your while.


Fond of Tigers at 1067, photo by Femke van Delft, not to be used without permission

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Error! Error! The Hockey Game is Tonight!

Yes, folks, the improv jazz hockey game between Team Sweden and Team Canada is TONIGHT! (My bad! - I had previously identified it as happening on Monday). More on it below.... you can also read my old interview with Mats Gustafsson here.

Also: Joelle Leandre is playing Performance Works, not the Performance Centre. Sorry - without a printed jazzfest program, I appear to be a bit lost.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

In which we belatedly recognize the ongoing jazz festival

The Thing, photographed by Femke van Delft at last year's jazz festival; not to be used without permission!


NOTE: THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF THIS PIECE WAS FULL OF ERRORS. I have corrected it, including those that apply to events already finished, for vanity's sake alone.

The (shocking, depressing) absence of a decent print program for the ongoing jazz festival has meant that instead of spending three weeks plotting my jazz fest, as has been my wont for years, I have been focusing on other things; I tend to pout in the face of unwelcome change. I HAVE written something on Mats and Fond of Tigers for The Skinny, and plan more for the blog, but I have delayed looking at the rather painful and challenging Coastal Jazz website. I am sure I have missed many things already... but I'm determined to catch a few shows.
I'm excited to see that improvising bassist Joelle Leandre plays tomorrow in the afternoon, with tenor saxman Urs Leimgruber, on Granville Island (it's a free show!). She also is part of the Innovation series, an excellent program of improvised and avant-garde music coming up at the Roundhouse. This should generate some intense listening - I have Leandre's recording of Cage's Ryoanji somewhere about, plus Contrabasses - her duets with William Parker; she's definitely a musician of interest.
Fans of Leandre's at times intense, minimal bass improvisation might productively follow that show up by going to see Jeffrey Allport at Solder and Sons; it falls outside the jazzfest proper, I believe, but percussionist Allport is among the city's most interesting improvisers. Raymond Strid should go see him, and he should go to see Raymond Strid. Since this is NOT in the jazzfest guide, I will provide the information:
Andrew Drury (NYC) & Jeffrey Allport -percussion duo
w/ Josh Rose
Solder and Sons
247 Main St.
Sunday June 28, 7pm
There is also a show Wednesday, involving one of the Swedes, but again, outside the scope of the jazzfest proper:
Rachael Wadham & Christian Munthe (Sweden)-piano & guitar-
w/ Glaciers-Jeffrey Allport (percussion) / Lief Hall (voice) / Robert Pedersen (tape machines & Oscillator)
The Vinegar Factory
1009 East Cordova St.
Wednesday
July 1, 8:30pm
And yes, that's former Mutators frontwoman Lief Hall on voice...
I will not, myself, be at the Allport gig, because The Shuffle Demons play free in Gastown, and I have long wanted to see them live. This will be of much wider appeal than the relatively rarefied music of those such as Leandre and Allport; you might remember "Spadina Bus" and "Out of My House, Roach" from Much Music in the 1980's. Just before that wraps up, at 8PM at the Roundhouse, it's ice hockey time - Mats Gustafsson and Team Sweden versus Francois Houle and Team Canada. There has been a last minute substitution for Team Sweden: cellist Fred Lonberg-Holm has been flown in from Chicago to perform. This show simply cannot be missed, representing the final phases of a project that has been developing for quite some time. I'll be there! (People with really cool garage rock and free jazz rarities on LP should chat up Mats about trading...). Then Fond of Tigers on the 2nd, again with Mats...

Beyond that, folks, you're on your own!

Cure is a must-see. Drop everything and go tonight.


Saturday at 8:45 and 11:00, you have a chance to see Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Cure at the Vancity Theatre. I want to add to what I've written below only that indeed, Cure is a masterful film - highly compelling and rewarding, an utter masterpiece of a sort, so good that I am considering seeing it again tomorrow. It is very slow and restrained, but has amazing atmosphere and music (and in fact, I grudgingly must acknowledge that the Tarkovsky comparison isn't entirely dumbfuck, after all, based on pacing alone; Session 9 is a more appropriate point of comparison, however. Seven and The X-Files are also clear reference points, too, as City Reels suggests - though there's something of Michael Mann's Manhunter in it, too). The guide is quite correct to talk about Aum Shinrikyo as a reference point. I never expected to think of the New Model Army while watching it, but I did - their song about becoming a member of a cult, of sorts, "One of the Chosen" -- one of Justin Sullivan's most brilliant and effective moments as a songwriter of late. The film tries to get inside the mind of those who would seduce others to murder... and the minds of the seduced, while asking meta-narrative questions about our relationship to the horror genre. This is a very, very smart film. If you enjoy thinking about horror movies and what they reveal about human psychology, it is simply a must-see.
Did I mention that the New Model Army are coming in October? That's the plan - it's made their website, at least. Though don't worry... I believe it won't be held at the Balmoral.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

A brief pause while we recalibrate

Since their gigs are over, I took Andrew WK and Nardwuar down, pending my completion of the Nardwuar transcript. I then discovered an offer to publish them in 'zine form waiting in my Inbox. Well, okay. Looks like they're off the blog for good: sorry, folks! (It was taking too long to finish transcribing Nardwuar, anyhow... I'd have had him up here for another week at least).

By the way, I have nothing to say about the deaths of Michael Jackson or Farrah Fawcett... but did you realize that Sky Saxon, former Seeds singer and Source Family member (connected to Yahowha 13) died on the same day? Just for the record.

Read my movie review below!

Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Tokyo Sonata and Cure

Though I've only seen a handful of his films, it seems fair to say Kiyoshi Kurosawa is an uneven filmmaker.

I'd admired the craft of The Guard from Underground (1992), a stylishly shot, restrained, and atmospheric Japanese "office slasher" film that happened to be the first of his films I stumbled across, but I found the story so drearily by-the-book as to wonder why the horror community was making such a big deal about him.

I was utterly stunned by the next film I saw by him, however, which demonstrated his abilities in spades: Kairo (2001), also known as Pulse, is one of those Japanese horror films that has served as the basis for a Hollywood adaptation, but I assume the remake has nothing on the original. It starts as what seems a more-or-less conventional, but extremely creepy ghost story, revolving around a suicide, then gets increasingly surreal, philosophically-minded and ambitious, audaciously wandering away from its apparent initial genre story to become a meditation on loneliness, isolation and alienation - a condition which it connects with computer technology and life in cities, which are gradually shown to be deserted, as more and more people become mere virtual ghosts, unreal to each other and even to themselves. The film is quite insidious in making its point, and one feels so unsettled by it at times -- I even found myself literally shivering at certain images, and I'm a hardcore horror film fan from way back -- that it must be onto something. Though it's not perfect - there are moments when it is a little too overt in articulating its theme, and the transition from ghost story to philosophical apocalypse film has more than a few "what the fuck is he doing now?" moments - it's one of the most ambitious, most serious-minded, and most disturbing horror films I've seen from any country, and perhaps my favourite Japanese horror film (unless we call Battle Royale a horror film; I'm very fond of that movie, though it's a very different animal indeed from Kairo). (A more detailed review of the film can be read here).

Convinced I'd found proof that Kurosawa - Kiyoshi, not Akira; there's no relation - was a major figure in Japanese cinema, I rushed out to find the next film of his I could get my hands on; it turned out to be 2003's Doppleganger, an incoherent SF/comedy - I think - involving a scientist, his double, a woman, a robotic chair, and a roadtrip. My feeling at the time was that it was an empty mess of a film of no interest to any serious cinephile; I have no desire to revisit it to elaborate further on that judgment. I didn't make it through 1999's Charisma, my next attempt to take on Kurosawa's cinema - another apocalyptic SF film, I'm told, revolving around a symbolically significant tree - but, though it wasn't to my taste, it seemed at least far richer in its ideas and more coherent than Doppleganger. (Presumably the fact that the tree has symbolic weight is why some dumbfuck mentioned on Wikipedia compares Kiyoshi Kurosawa to Tarkovsky, thinking, I guess, of The Sacrifice; this is by far the stupidest Tarkovsky comparison I've seen -- and there are some doozies out there. Kurosawa's films, while carefully lit and shot and often featuring very striking compositions, look like nothing so much as very good mainstream commercial Japanese cinema, tho' we gather he cites American cinema of the 1970's as an influence). I resolved to hold back on exploring the rest of Kurosawa's films unless I had some assurance, on a film-by-film basis, that they were worth watching.

Good news for me, then (and for y'all, too): I've been told that of his horror films, 1997's Cure, like Kairo, is one to see, and there will be 11PM screenings of that film at the Vancity on Friday and Saturday, and one at 8:45 PM Saturday. The program guide, City Reels, says the subtext of the film is the Aum Shinrikyo nerve gas attacks on the Tokyo subways, and given that - and the fact that, like Kairo, it's one of the films his reputation among horror buffs is founded on - it's likely to be a very interesting film indeed (and wow, the Vancity scored a 35mm print for us to see - for a mere three screenings! There's some generosity of spirit at hand here). It's kind of odd that it's likened in City Reels to both Seven and The X-Files - reference points I find rather dissimilar; I wonder how it yokes them together? (This review, with a few spoilers, appears to suggest the answer, but I don't want to read it too carefully).

I'd also been told that Tokyo Sonata, Kurosawa's new film, starting tomorrow at the Vancity Theatre - was very good (it was called "delightful" in this Cannes review on Cinematical, say). It's not a horror film, but a look at Japanese family life. People interested in Japan or Japanese cinema will find at least some things to like about it, to be sure; I found it a mixed bag. I quite liked the first hour, which presents as a rather dry comedy about the desperate state of the modern Japanese salaryman. When Sasaki - played perfectly by Teruyuki Kagawa, whose hang-dog face you might recognize from Bong Joon Ho's segment of Tokyo! or Miike's recent Sukiyaki Western Django - is fired from his job, he ends up disguising his unemployment from his family and milling about the city, where he runs into another recently shitcanned office worker, who has set his cell phone to call him five times an hour so he can pretend he's still employed and thus convince himself and those around him of his continued importance. Backgrounds for their discussions of their plight include oil can fires, an amusing signifier of poverty lifted more from images of hoboes gathered in trainyards during the US depression than the blue-tarp tent cities of the homeless in Tokyo's parks (I sure didn't see any oil can fires in the three years I lived there, though I saw a lot of poor people). The humour of these moments is appealing indeed, and when, during a job interview, the helpless Sasaki responds to a query about his skills that he's really good at karaoke, I laughed aloud. A sad but true observation, and very funny -- less cruel and over-the-top than Miike's jabs at his salaryman/ father figure in Visitor Q, but equally apt. After a time, his wife and children begin to suspect that there are problems, and tensions rise in the family, as he takes out his frustrations on them; so far so good (though one scene where he hits his insubordinate youngest son, who wants to play piano against his father's wishes, is somewhat shocking in its violence; it looks like the kid really gets roughed up a bit).
Teruyuki Kagawa as Sasaki in Tokyo Sonata

The film starts to err in its second half, though, as Kurosawa expands his focus to the rest of the family; I found myself anticipating exactly where the film would go next, as Kurosawa gives each of his characters the opportunity to escape from the constrictions of their life together and test their creativity and endurance outside it, to see if anything better can be found. Much that happens is clearly "supposed" to be surprising, so I was irritated to find myself one step ahead of the film, feeling myself increasingly struggling against Kurosawa's attempt to work us around to some sort of formulaic closure. (Spoilers abound for the rest of this paragraph; proceed as you will). The housewife is abducted by a desperate but helpless knife-wielding stranger (another familiar face, Kôji Yakusho, from many of Kurosawa's other films, including Cure, as well as Bounce Ko Gals, Shall We Dance, and The Eel) who (can you see it coming?) wins her sympathy and takes her on an adventure that includes sex by the sea in a deserted shack. At one point, she cries out about wanting to escape her life, in case the thematic weight of any of this is lost on the audience. The youngest son, who dreams of being a pianist, gets to run away from home and be tested in an ordeal that sees him implausibly sent to prison for a short time, even though he appears to be about ten years old. The older son - even more ridiculously - runs off to join the US military, as if such a thing were possible (a rather immature plot device that allows Kurosawa to VERY briefly target Japan's involvement with the US in Iraq, but which bizarrely writes Japan's "unofficial army," the jeitai, out of the equation, situating Kurosawa's critique in a let's-pretend realm instead of, um, that of REALITY; it's a strange move indeed, since the jeitai have been very much involved in the American Iraq misadventure. Why he is so indirect in dealing with this issue I cannot say). And finally, Sasaki himself - reduced to a menial cleanup job at a mall - finds a packet of money in a toilet stall, runs off with it, is hit by a truck, and cries a bit in the gutter about the impossibility of starting over - again, Kurosawa practically holding the theme up on flash cards. Sasaki decides, apparently as a result of being nearly killed, that the money is a bad thing, so - the dream of starting over abandoned - he drops it into a lost and found slot (!) and returns home, where he finds his wife and younger child waiting for him, having also given up their own fantasies of escape.

All of this seems a bit silly to me; it takes the material for a good dry comedy and turns it into an unfunny, cliched, and rather predictable farce. Worse, the film then resolves all the action with a sentimental happy ending that reunites the family around the youngest son's now-realized dreams of playing the piano; it's a sickly sweet soporific that pretty much negates everything I liked about the first half of the film, attempting to wash away the problems with Japanese society and family relations that the film had previously pinpointed with one hollow feelgood stroke. I had thought, half an hour previously, "God, I hope this doesn't all climax in a piano recital; anything but that." Sometimes being right isn't satisfying at all.

But, I mean, that's just me; I'm a negative creep, difficult to please, and tend to prefer cinema that sets out to eviscerate the Japanese family unit than test it and reaffirm its inevitablity and endurance, which is what Kurosawa's newest film ultimately seems to do. Compared to Tokyo Sonata, I much preferred the sarcasm of Miike's "happy ending" to Visitor Q - the family sucking the lactation from the breasts of their mother, having been brought together by the act of dismembering and burying some dead bodies. Now that's a family film I can get behind!
...but maybe the average Vancity attendee has a higher tolerance for sentimentality than I do? Tokyo Sonata is not a terrible film, and Kurosawa is an interesting filmmaker, who probably has one or two other stunningly good films to his canon that I have yet to encounter. Here's hoping Cure is one of them!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

David M., The Nervous Fellas, Kafka

David M. having No Fun Alone At Christmas, at the Railway Club, by Femke Van Delft.
Not to be used without permission

Hey, folks: anyone wanting to catch No Fun's David M. performing live at his dayjob (near the magazine department on the 3rd floor of Chapters on Robson) should be advised that he has decided to start an hour later, and will be doin' his thing from 2:00 to 4:00 this Saturday. It's a darn fun way to spend a post-brunch Saturday, and it's free! I have requested he do Larry Norman's "Six Sixty Six." I wonder if he will?

Also Saturday: The Nervous Fellas' reunion gig (Myspace here), at the newly-reopened Rickshaw Theatre (254 E. Hastings), of which I hear promising things indeed. I swear I saw these guys once before - I think it was opening for The Pogues and Joe Strummer back in October of 1991. But maybe I'm wrong? Maybe they were opening for some other band I saw at the Commodore back then - The Replacements, perhaps? Wherever I saw 'em, I enjoyed the show, and I've been wanting to see The Deadcats again for awhile, too, so this should be a fun night! (Maybe I can find some tattooed chubby psychobilly chick to grope).

Cinephiles, meanwhile, are directed to contemplate the Kafka series upcoming at the Vancity Theatre. (Having trouble getting the appropriate section of their website to load but they're listed on the main page at the moment). Soderbergh's Kafka is a piece of stupid shit, as I recall (pardon me for not wasting more words on it), but Welles' The Trial is not without interest, Michael Haneke's The Castle is something I'm very much looking forward to, and Class Relations -based on Kafka's novel Amerika - is a free screening, which should excite some of y'all.

Nothing much else to say at the moment, but I plan to have things up in the next week or so on Nardwuar, Camper Van Beethoven's Victor Krummenacher, Fond of Tigers, and Mats Gustafsson. Plus you can see the next issue of The Skinny for a bit o' the same... See you at the Rickshaw.

Hey, that poster is wrong! It still reads The Ukrainian Hall! No, folks - it really is at The Rickshaw, trust me!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Changing Vancouver

Vancouver record shoppers might want to note that Noize to Go is being forced by renovations to exit their present location at Seymour, near where A&B Sound used to be; they don't have a new address yet (but if you have any good ideas...). I'm told that Dandelion is at a new location around the corner, too; that The Jem Gallery has shut down its previous location and is now "by appointment;" that Only Seafood has been closed - presumably because the cost of complying with a health inspection was too great - and that Cafe S'Il Vous Plait has also gone under or been replaced. (Ain't sure which - thanks to Teddy Stinks for passing on some of this news, which I only remember in part). Meanwhile, Granville Street and its environs feel more and more like a street in some harsher, say, American town every time I walk down it at night; I had a striking few moments when walking about downtown the other day of feeling like I was in some completely other city, as if the street I was on had been sold out from under me and replaced. With this much change happening so quickly, moving would almost be redundant.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

A Gig I Wish I Could Go To


Looks like life will keep me from seeing this gig tomorrow, but I'm most keen to experience The Rickshaw, and I'm ready to see The Tranzmitors again.
Aren't The Nervous Fellas playing The Rickshaw soon? Yep - June 20th. I'm pretty sure I saw them opening for the Pogues and Joe Strummer at the Commodore, a loooong time ago. Or was that some other band?

Douglas Rushkoff on the impending decline of Facebook (maybe).

As found on Boing Boing... Douglas Rushkoff on the impending decline of Facebook, maybe.

Drinking Cold Water On A Hot Day

(Just posted something to this effect on the Nomeansno discussion forum. Perhaps I should sue myself for plagiarism?)

I got to thinkin'... some time ago, I knew a Native American "spiritual teacher." (I don't want to call him a "medicine man" because I don't know if I'd be using the term correctly, frankly. He was a pipe-carrier and described himself as heyoka). He claimed that drinking cold water on a hot day actually affected the body temperature such that it had the ultimate effect of making you hotter. To help you feel cooler, he said, you should drink hot water on a hot day. (I'm pretty sure I've encountered this in popular culture somewhere, as well, though I forget).

Unwinding at home, I find this thread on the internet answering the question from a western medical point of view:

http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/sep99/937577807.Me.q.html

I am personally drinking cold water in today's heat, but for some time, I tried to take his advice. I begin to suspect he was wrong, as the reply to the above thread suggests.

I'd be curious if anyone else has encountered this notion.

Death Race 2000

Trust me: go to a DVD store and rent Death Race 2000. It's as brilliant a satire on American values and media as you're likely to find; it is very, very funny... and it would be a fitting tribute to David Carradine, to screen one of his signature roles.

Arthouse and repertory cinemas in town really should be considering running a David Carradine double bill, of this and Circle of Iron.

A signed copy of Dog Soldiers

Now on sale at Abebooks - I find this signed edition of my favourite novel, Dog Soldiers by Robert Stone. Too bad I ain't got the $550!

Stone has inscribed it with a passage from the novel (don't try to read his handwriting:)


"In the end if the serious man is still bound to illusion, he selects the worthiest illusion and takes a stand."


Well, if I wanted to own a valuable book, that'd be the one...