Friday, October 18, 2024

Of the Minutemen, Saccharine Trust, Universal Congress Of, the Unknown Instructors, and the upcoming Corsano/ Baiza/ Watt gigs: "Fight Using Your Balls"

The Minutemen in Vancouver: D. Boon, George Hurley, and Mike Watt, by bev davies, July 6, 1984, Waterfront Cabaret, not to be reused without permission. 

1. Bev Davies shoots Saccharine Trust and the Minutemen in Vancouver

I began writing this thinking that Bev Davies had never photographed Saccharine Trust. We had talked about it, and I told her when they had opened for Black Flag (July 3rd, 1982). She didn't think she'd been there. I wrote a couple other contemporaries of hers -- Lynn, Don -- but nothing turned up. Who knows, I thought, Dave Jacklin might have some -- more on him a bit later -- but I didn't want to cold-call him, schmoozing for images ("Hi, Dave -- we don't really know each other BUT..."). I found a few people -- including a Jak -- who were involved in or went to Saccharine Trust's Victoria gig, a couple days prior, but with my recent feature about Bev in Montecristo talking about the magic of asking her if she has a photo of so-and-so in her archive, to discover that she does, I was hoping for a vivid illustration here. Sure, she had images of the Minutemen, also very cool... but we've seen some of those before! Saccharine Trust are a far harder band to find good images of, there was really only one chance (as far as I know) for her to have shot them, and... how cool would it be? 

Guess what?  Bev double checked her dates, dug back in her rolls of film, and here we go: NEVER BEFORE SEEN photos of Saccharine Trust in Vancouver, with Joaquin ("Jack") Brewer on vocals, Joe Baiza on guitar, Earl Liberty on bass -- you've seen him in the Circle Jerks lounge scene in Repo Man -- plus a drummer was probably Rob Holzman. Of course, Joe Baiza is playing Vancouver soon with Mike Watt of the Minutemen and improvising jazz drummer Chris Corsano. We'll get to that show presently, but trust me, interested parties will want to read all of what follows.  


Saccharine Trust, July 3rd, 1982 at the West End Community Centre, by bev davies; not to be reused without permission

So first: who is this band? This is what Saccharine Trust sounded like in the early 1980s, if you're curious, back when they were one of the very first artists on the SST roster. That clip is from the year of what is still, I think, their best-known release, the 1981 SST EP Paganicons (copies of which can still sometimes turn up new, when boxes are discovered in a warehouse somewhere; I got a brand-new first pressing a couple months ago at the Full Bug in Duncan, whose proprietor, Matt, reports a sudden influx of vinyl rarities by bands whose name all began with S... I think I got some Screaming Trees out of that box, too, and apparently there were some Saint Vitus albums that surfaced...). 

Truth is, I was always more partial to their second album, Surviving You, Always, from 1984, the cover of which is a photograph of a woman named Evelyn McHale in death, after having jumped from the Empire State building; a somewhat famous photograph, discussed here and a bit more below... Surviving You, Always is an ambitious, unusual, slightly deranged and utterly unique art-punk album, one of those rare records that still sounds wholly original and idiosyncratic forty years later; not even Saccharine Trust themselves ever sounded quite like this again (actually, did they ever release two albums that sounded the same?). Who was it that said it was like having "Jim and Jimi in the same band" -- Meltzer? Christgau? It's apt: you get tripped-out 60s-style visionary poetry rants from Brewer and guitar-centric sonic frenzies from Baiza equally rooted in punk and improvised music. "YHWH on Acid" -- the album's "deepest cut" -- sounds like Albert Ayler could step up to the plate at any minute and start skronkin' on ya. Or try, say, "Our Discovery" as a starting point -- it's got passion and drama but not quite the same intensity of spiel -- or if you want something punkier and tighter, "Craving the Centre" (beware: there is some mischief afoot by which that song is often mis-identified online, but that link is right. Some of Baiza's hookiest playing there!). Baiza sounds right at home on SST, like a graduate of the Greg Ginn school of guitar, in terms of freedom and fury, but I enjoy him much more than Ginn; and I mean, ferchrissake, his Allmusic bio is by Eugene Chadbourne, who calls him "one of the great guitarists to come out of the so-called punk rock scene of southern California." 


From a Saccharine Trust SST press kit, from the collection of Phil Saintsbury; thanks, Phil!

The band would get jazzier and even a bit funkier over the next couple of albums -- try "Longing for Ether;" you'd never guess it's the same band, two years later, except maybe for Baiza's giddy, dense note-clusters. And then Baiza has other, still jazzier projects, like the Universal Congress Of or the Mecolodiacs... 

That I'm aware of, Saccharine Trust only ever played Vancouver that one time, July 3rd, 1982, at the West End Community Centre, opening for Black Flag; that's the only Vancouver date listed on this tour history. Some variation of I, Braineater -- the newest incarnation of whom will be playing a Halloween show, note, more on which maybe later -- also shared the bill, and a band called The Wrecks, who I do not know. I found this gig poster on the above-linked site, too -- the same guy with the tour history (his name is Hector Kirkwood and he's collecting posters and memorabilia for the band, if you have any! Best I can figure, he's the only person keeping record of Saccharine Trust on the internet... when he sees Bev's photos he'll shit!). 

Saccharine Trust also played Victoria, two days before, at the O.A.P. Hall, again with Black Flag but with the Subhumans headlining (which is fun to see: yay Subhumans!). The Neos were also on the bill. I lifted this poster from Hector's site, too: 

And of course, Vancouver and Victoria bands played with Saccharine Trips on trips south -- I was letting Murray Acton know the other week that Joe Baiza of Saccharine Trust was coming to town, since Murray likes adventurous guitar stuff, when he told me about opening for them at a show, though I can't tell you offhand if Murray said it was with the Dayglo Abortions or the Sick Fucks/ Sic Phux or where it was. It might not be on Hector's list, as well.   



("Hector's gonna shit again!")

I don't think Baiza has played here otherwise? I might be wrong there. But the Minutemen played here, also in a July, two years later, at the Waterfront, and Bev was at that show, too. A different photo of hers illustrates a Nardwuar interview with Mike Watt, here. Bev also shared this very purposive-looking Watt: 


But here's the funny thing. I had originally planned to tell you about how a photo Bev took of that concert was one of the very first encounters I had with the Minutemen. (This introduction circles around not one but two mistakes of mine). At age 16, out in Maple Ridge, I had read about them once in an issue of The Rocket, where there was a review praising both their classic 2LP release, Double Nickels on the Dime -- released the very month of this show! I believe I had seen them mentioned once before, in a 1982 issue of Creem with Joan Jett on the cover, where someone had interviewed Morrissey griping about the tedium of touring, which attitude the Creemperson thought "sucks the hairy balls" (I believe that was the phrase) compared to the hard work on the road undertaken by bands like the Minutemen, blazing trails and igniting/ creating a fresh new scene in the early days of punk... I paraphrase as best I can, because really, the only phrase that remains verbatim in my brain is, "sucks the hairy balls." I didn't know who the Minutemen were at that point but they CLEARLY were cooler than the Smiths...

But -- SPEAKING OF BALLS -- the decisive factor in getting me into the band was a photo that ran in the August 1984 issue of Discorder, just after that gig took place. The thing that captured me here was the words written on D. Boon's t-shirt: Fight Using Your Balls.

Whatever else I may have heard about them, more than any single other early encounter, I am pretty sure it was trying to visualize the art of ball-fighting that got me into the Minutemen. I didn't have/ hadn't heard Double Nickels yet, so before I was poring over the lyrics to "Political Song for Michael Jackson to Sing"  (which, while we are lingering in the genital region, we may note contains my #1 favourite usage of the word "dork" in all of popular culture), I was trying to figure out what the band exactly was hoping we would do with this commandment, or what it really meant: even on the hottest summer day, after a warm bath, my scrotum is not long enough for me to, like, swing it and clobber anyone, and even if it were, the resulting impact would make me the immediate loser of the fight, leaving me curled up whimpering in the corner. There is the sense, of course, of balls as "cojones," "huevos" -- the base of manly power -- so the phrase still has a macho swagger to it,  but however tough it may sound, the reality of fighting using your balls is utterly self-defeating. It's like a Zen koan, a peace-slogan in disguise, affirming and sabotaging your manhood in a single imperative. "Use my balls? Fuck that!"    

More than any other factor, it was this photo that set me on the path to Double Nickels, combined with that glowing Rocket review.  And for about 40 years, I've thought it was taken by Bev:


Discorder cut-and-paste, original photo by David Jacklin

Before we get to who actually took the photo, a note about that image and caption: if I've got my nautical terminology right, Mike Watt just explained to me on Facebook that that's his writing on the left (relative to the viewer), while "Peoples' Victory in El Salvador," on the right, is Boon's. Quote Watt:

allan, that writing on his shirt on the starboard side is my writing, his writing on the port... we bof had something to say! by the way, I've tried golf only once and was really terrible (everything was grounders) and they spelled d boon's name wrong but I remember digging this gig much cuz the people of vancouver were most kind to us!

The funny thing about all this, though -- I am only just learning now, having tracked it down, flipping through the Discorder online archives, is that it's not a Bev Davies photo. It's taken by David Jacklin. Bev did take photos of the band at that gig, and I'm very happy to share a few with you, but the photo that set me to bugging her, the one that made such an impact on me, the one that I was hoping she would find so I could run a proper version of it here (not just a cut-and-paste from Discorder) was taken by Dave! Oops. 

All these years, I was wrong. 

But I was sure I'd seen a photo Bev took of D. Boon with the invitation to testicular violence clearly readable. I'd previously asked her for photos of Watt, but now it seemed to me, maybe Watt and Baiza and readers might like to see her image of the late, lamented original guitarist and singer of the Minutemen, too? 

I wonder what D. is thinking about here?

Dennes Dale ("D.") Boon, RIP, by bev davies, July 6, 1984 at the Waterfront, Vancouver

By the by, if you've missed it, the documentary about the Minutemen is on Youtube, and it's really fun. 

2. Mike Watt, George Hurley, Joe Baiza, and the Unknown Instructors

Flash forward to 2007. I'd only started writing about music a couple of years prior -- in particular, the Nerve Magazine. The Unknown Instructors had released their second album; they were an improvisatory rock group that featured Joe Baiza of Saccharine Trust on guitar and Mike Watt and George Hurley of the Minutemen on drums. That team had been yoked together by a poet named Dan McGuire, who recited poetry while Baiza, Watt, and Hurley (or the odd other guest) played (except for on their fourth album, from 2019, which I only just found out about, which has J. Mascis on guitar and Baiza contributing vocals, again with McGuire as leader; apparently the music on it is more composed, less of a jam-session). I interviewed Watt, Baiza and McGuire around that time; Watt was also just starting his touring with the Stooges, which also came into play. My favourite song on their second album -- "The End of the World" -- does not appear to be on Youtube, but it is on Spotify, if you use that service. Baiza's guitar is amazing on that cut...  


So (again, with Watt and Baiza coming to Vancouver soon), here is my archival interview from this time -- the full version of a 2007 article that ended up in The Nerve Magazine. 

Life Lessons from Unknown Instructors

A chat with Mike Watt, Joe Baiza, and Dan McGuire

By Allan MacInnis

“I’m in the big life classroom and what I need is more homework” – Mike Watt, from his Stooges tour diaries.

Unknown Instructors’ guitarist Joe Baiza and bassist Mike Watt have a long history together. Even before the Minutemen formed, “I’d see him around at the punk gigs, you know?” Watt relates in a booming, jocular voice (he’d answered the phone “Watt!”). “The scene was so small, and there’s always the same dude showin’ up, but you don’t really know him. And he’s from the next town to us, called Wilmington, and he moves in below me and D. Boon – well, D. Boon’s apartment, where me and D. Boon started the Minutemen. We started writing the songs without amps, and we didn’t have a drummer, so we would stomp on the deck the whole time. He thought it was these two insane guys living upstairs! And it was me and D. Boon!” Watt laughs. “There wasn’t a lot of Latin cats in the early scene, and he was very distinctive in his look and shit. ‘That’s the guy we seen at the gigs! That’s Joe Baiza!’ Yeah, punk was trippy at first. What a coincidence that that would happen!”

Joe Baiza reports that Watt was a driving force behind Saccharine Trust’s first show, back in 1980. “We hadn’t played any gigs – we were just rehearsing, rehearsing, practicing – all nervous, you know? And Mike calls and says, ‘Hey, you guys want to play a party?’” (Baiza does a boisterous and loud Watt impersonation.) “I go, ‘What, oh, no, no, we’re not – a party?’” (Baiza exaggerates his own timidity by dropping his voice a notch, then returns to Watt-boom:) “‘With the Minutemen – a backyard party with us!’ I said, ‘No, no, no, no – we’re not ready. We’re not ready to play yet, I don’t think so, Mike.’ ‘You’re not ready?!’ – and then he started layin’ into me. ‘You’ll never be ready! You guys are just scared! You’ll never be able to play!’ – He started giving me all kinds of crap, you know?” Baiza raises his voice to Watt-level, indicating rising to the challenge: “‘Okay, then, we will play it! I’ll show you, Mike! I’ll play the party then!’ ‘All right, I’ll put you down – next Saturday!’ or something, ‘All right, see you later,’ and he hangs up. I go, ‘Fuck, we’re gonna do a gig...’ It was good, he kinda pushed us into doing things.” 

Though he doesn’t complain, Baiza’s had a fairly bad run of luck. He had a hand busted when racists attacked him in Germany in 1997; more recently, he broke his thumb on the job, and worse, has just discovered he has carpal tunnel syndrome, which causes his hand to go numb when he plays. Unknown Instructors vocalist and bandleader Dan McGuire reports hearing Baiza and Saccharine vocalist Jack Brewer joking that they’re cursed. There’s some logic to that: SST have discontinued most of the band’s back catalogue, and Greg Ginn won’t re-issue their excellent second album, Surviving You, Always (“he says it costs too much to manufacture it,” Baiza deadpans – this in the age of the ultra-cheap CD). The band’s reunion recording, The Great One is Dead, recorded in 1999 for the obscure German label Hazelwood, is in limbo and almost impossible to find [note: it is now online  and even got a North American vinyl release: SEE THE END OF THIS SECTION], as are most of Baiza’s other recordings with the Mecolodiacs and the Universal Congress Of. Oh, and Saccharine’s vibe player, Richie Hass, is being treated for cancer – though he’ll be playing live with them this summer. [Richie died the next year, in 2008]

I asked Watt – who produced various Saccharine projects and played bass on their improvised SST release, Worldbroken, why he thought he and the Minutemen became so well known, while equally inventive SST bands like Saccharine Trust are not. “I think a lot of it had to do with circumstance,” he tells me. “My best friend got killed, you know, and Saccharine didn’t have that. That’s a horrible way to get known, y’know? So I know people are missin’ D. Boon, and I know when they hear me play they hear some of D. Boon a little bit, because his playin’ went so much on me. I don’t think I’m more deserving of it than Saccharine, hell no! Those cats can fuckin’ blow, man!”

Watt agrees that the new Unknown Instructors album is a lot stronger than their previous release, The Way Things Work. “The first one is a little more apprehensive,” Watt admits. “We’re totally afraid! You understand, me and Georgie” – Minutemen and fIREHOSE drummer George Hurley, who signed on with Watt – “we’re from workin’ people, we don’t really come from musical traditions. It’s scary, but in order to learn, you’ve got to put yourself in challenging situations. So even though you’re going to shit a pecan log, do it!” He laughs. “The really interesting shit is where (guest vocalist, Pere Ubu’s) David Thomas actually conducted us, not just with words and poetry but with his hands. It was the greatest thing ever, it was wild!”

With apologies to Smog Veil, the label that released both Unknown Instructors albums, it is pretty difficult not to think of California’s SST Records when listening to them. Not only are three key members (Baiza, Watt and Hurley) from the SST roster, the new album, The Masters Voice, was recorded at Total Access, where many vintage SST releases were recorded; it’s co-produced by SST fixture Joe Carducci; and the disc features a vocal appearance and cover art – of a dog with its ears perked up – by SST artist Raymond Pettibon (Greg Ginn’s kid brother – you knew that, right?). Practically the only non-SST member is Ohio poet Dan McGuire, a longtime Minutemen/ fIREHOSE/ Saccharine Trust fan and, at 39, the junior member of the band. I asked him about the pooch on the cover.

“Actually, I think (Pettibon) drew that for the first album, and we didn’t end up using it. He copped that from a line in a thing called ‘Creature Comforts’ about a large curious Doberman.” Pettibon came up with the caption and the band, liking the invocation to attentive listening, used it for a title. “My friend thinks (the lyric) says, ‘large curious doorman,’” McGuire laughs. “I get that all the time. People are quotin’ shit back to me and it’s better than what it was to begin with!”

McGuire is a bit perplexed by how often his recorded recitations get associated with the Beats; he figures it’s an immediate leap people make when they hear poetry and music combined, though he does riff off Ginsberg’s “Howl” in “The End of the World” (which finds him “hallucinating semen lithographs flashing in the tongue of cunts.”) “I don’t know what you would call it – it’s not a homage, it’s not a parody, but I wanted to try and take what he did and condense it and say, ‘I can say this in much shorter order.’ Like, Ginsberg is probably the only Beat poet I know very well at all. I’m into a lot of different poets and different styles of poetry.” (The name of the band is taken from Yeats’ “Gratitude to the Unknown Instructors.”)

The semen lithograph cut, “The End of the World,” is, McGuire and I agree, the centerpiece of the album, largely due to Joe Baiza’s blistering, overdriven guitar work. “That was the track I immediately grabbed, I was like, ‘That’s the one,’” McGuire says. “That was the end of a frustrating day, so what you hear is everybody just goin’ at it as hard as they can. It’s kind of the atmosphere of what was goin’ down – we were having some trouble with the engineer, George was late, all kinds of nightmarish shit happened that day, and that was the end of the evening. So it’s basically everyone just going berserk, which I personally like.”

Unfortunately, there are no plans for the Unknown Instructors to tour. Watt tells me he would “love to” play live with them again, “but there’s a lot of commitments to other people,” including, of course, Iggy and the Stooges, with whom Watt is currently touring. 

McGuire got to see the new Stooges lineup in Detroit.

“It was absolutely mind blowing. I mean, I could not believe it,” McGuire says. “You know, they let people crash the stage, and I was very good about it. I let other people cause commotion and just slid up and went up onstage, and I’ve never seen Mike happier anytime in my life. He was doin’ like, Broadway leg kicks and humpin’ his amp, he was doin’ all these moves and shit, but he was smilin’ and he was singin’ the song to me. I’ve never seen him so jacked up. And to see Iggy... I was like, ‘What in the fuck?’ There’s a definition of genius, in this book by F. Scott Fitzgerald called The Crack Up, and he says that ‘genius is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in your head at the same time,” and what Iggy was doing was exactly that. I’m like, ‘This is incredible!’ - because he was running around all unhinged, but you could tell, he was in total charge of everything that was goin’ on. He could hear every note... I just couldn’t believe it. I was prepared for it to be pretty cool, but I was stunned, it was so heavy. I’m guessing I’d prefer to see them like that than I would back in the day when it was a complete riot/ circus. I like seein’ it all tightly wound and put together!”

[For the final, shorter version of this, which ran after having seen the Stooges with Watt, I added the sentence, "Note: Watt humped his amp in Seattle, too. It was pretty cool."]

[Oh, and The Great One is Dead finally got released over here on vinyl and on bandcamp]

3. Mike Watt on the Stooges

Hey, want to read my Mike Watt interview, focusing on his time with the Stooges? It's already on my blog! I actually have an unpublished interview with Watt which I held back because I wanted to time it to the release of a different project of his, which to my knowledge has never come out... That conversation deals a lot with his work with Nels Cline, including discussion of the album Contemplating the Engine Room, a nautically-themed album inspired by Watt's father; somewhere Watt told me that Rickie Lee Jones was a big fan, which has always stuck out as a cool, weird detail... Try to visualize Rickie humming along to "Black Gang Coffee"... I wonder if Baiza has ever played this stuff with Watt live... that's Nels... 


4. Previously unpublished, archival interview with Joe Baiza

Now around the time I was doing that interview, I was also writing for Razorcake, but I was actually kind of a difficult cat back then -- a big ego, lots of opinions, ambitions that I would Become an Important Music Journalist (yeah, right). Maybe I'd write a book! So I was a bit bitchy with the editor of that publication, especially when errors got added to pieces. I wrote a few things for them but I also bitched a lot and that relationship sizzled. 

Which meant that one piece I'd planned for that publication, a talk with Joe Baiza, never saw print, save for the brief excerpts above. I've gone back to my box of tapes for this, dug out a cassette player, bought some double As, and... here you go, transcribed for the first time. I have simply stolen this image off the net somewhere. That's Baiza in front, circa 1985. 


JUST TO REITERATE: This is an old interview, apropos of a different project, with little bearing on what you will hear at the Corsano/ Baiza/ Watt shows!!!!

AM: So how did Dan get in touch with you for the project with Unknown Instructors?

JB: I think he sent me an email, but I had met him once before when I was on tour with Mike Watt. I played for Mike for about a year when he had Contemplating the Engine Room, and then  in Toledo, I met Dan there. 

AM: Dan was friendly with Watt? 

JB: Yeah, he knew Mike from fIREHOSE and Mike's many tours at that time. 

AM: And he was also a Saccharine Trust fan? How did he approach you?

JB: He just proposed the idea and said that Mike was interested and George, if I would like to do it, and I thought, "Man, this would be great." Just an email explaining anything! It was his project in the beginning, he set the whole thing up.

AM: Had you read his poetry?

JB: No, I wasn't familiar with him, didn't even know he was a poet. The first time I met him in Toledo, I didn't know who he was, just some guy in the audience - some crazy guy! Heh. 

AM: So Dan has said that when you were in studio, all his poetry was overdubs, so -- did you have any idea what he would be reciting?

JB: No no, not like that. We just created the music, tried different approaches to improvising. And both sessions were different. The first sessions were spontaneous, for me, from my perspective. It was a little more "free improvisation." And the second session we did was a little more crafted. But no, we created the music first and Dan went over it and decided what he wanted to use on what. 

AM: So he had no input? 

JB: Well, he leapt into the room once and awhile and yelled some things out:= "Let's do one of these!" Especially on the second session. The first one he'd come in and say some things, he'd propose something and we'd try it. Just some basic idea... some kind of mood he'd want. On the second session, he did some of that, and we had Joe Carducci in the studio, and he did some of that... and then David Thomas directed a few pieces that he was on, and we tried different approaches. Mike would just play, or George would just play. Sometimes I would start something -- not very often, though.

AM: I got that impression, particularly listening to the second recording, it sounded like that George and Mike had some definitive thing that they had worked out, working on a groove, and you were layering stuff over top of it? They established the pattern and you ran with it. 

JB: Yeah, exactly. The first time was more of notes, improvising that way, but the second time there were more layers, sound textures. It wasn't as busy. We purposely made it that way so it wouldn't be too cluttered, trying that approach. Some things are pretty busy, but y'know... I left a lot of more space in there. 

AM: It seems busier in a "rock" way. 

JB: Yeah, it's purposely done that way. Dan wanted to add a little more "rock" flavour to it. I think you mentioned to me a particular song in there --

AM: "The End of the World?" 

JB: Yeah. That was one of the things Dan sort of directed: "Just go for it!" We were playing a lot, playing for a couple of hours, then -- "One more time!" And just out of frustration, you blast one out. That might have been one of those pieces... that mood was in the room. 

AM: It sounds like it was a pretty tense day, that some of you were butting heads with the engineer...

JB: Yeah, we recorded at Total Access, where a lot of SST things were done. Saccharine Trust's Surviving You Always was recorded there. To me that studio is just something from the past, you know? And we were looking for a studio; I think Mike and Dan had decided on a studio, but they somehow they didn't want to go with it. And then it was getting close, and Dan just chose Total Access. It was his decision. I think he just got the idea from the back of the SST Record. 

AM: I'm not sure I know what you mean, "something from the past."

JB: To me, those were different times. I remember recording Surviving You, Always. And when we would record for SST in the old days, you had a certain amount of time to do a record, so many hours; just record it, and then you're out of there. So it was kind of stressful. I think we had two or three sessions, but it was pretty rigorous. And I just recall being really tired and recording that album and just really struggling. 

But that's the funny thing about SST and the way they worked back then, especially in that studio...  because one funny thing that engineer told me was that the owner talked to him about "those SST guys": "Oh, they're from that time!" And the owner told a story about how SST had booked a block of time to record some Black Flag cuts or something, and then I guess the owner or his assistant walked in and everyone was just asleep! The engineer SPOT was asleep on the board and people were just sleeping on the floor or like, asleep, sitting in chairs, just sleeping in position, you know? (Laughs) And then he woke up SPOT and they went "Whoa, okay, let's get back to work" and everyone just shifts and gets back to it, y'know? They must have just dropped out of fatigue! 

But I kind of remember that way of working. You're tired all the time. That's what Total Access reminded me of, working hard on that Surviving You, Always record. It was something from the past like that.  I didn't think it was anything special, that studio; that was it -- SST had some kind of deal going with those people. But, I thought, "Total Access. We're bring the 80s back?" or something...

AM: It's appropriate, though, because The Master's Voice really reminds me of music from that time. That old October Faction/ Tom Troccoli's Dog/ Saccharine Trust kind of feeling. It brings back that time to me a lot. Does it do that with you, or...?

JB: Well, when you say October Faction and Tom Troccoli, that's a long time ago! I think we've gotten better at improvising since then. 

AM: Well, yeah. 

JB: That's when we started doing that kind of music, but now we've been doing it a long time, in many different ways, all of us... everyone's developed that kind of approach, you know. But... it was a nice room, but I did have trouble with the engineer, because I wanted to record it all in one room, with the drums in the same room as all of us, because it lent to improvising a little better! But the engineer wanted to change things around right from the gitgo; he wanted to separate the drums in another room, with headphones... and, I don't know, it's not what we were going to do. So we had some difficulty -- it went on from there but it's just boring to talk about that! 

AM: In a way I'm grateful to him if he stressed you guys out enough that it produced "The End of the World," that's an amazing piece of music. 

JB: I don't think it was really him, just the nature of playing for a long time: "Let's do another one! Let's do another one." We were working pretty hard in there, and it started late, too because George had arrived late... so we really had to kick ass, there, you know? 

AM: Do you have a preference between the two Unknown Instructors albums?

JB: I like the second one!

AM: Me too. The first one lacks the punch; I think Watt said it was "apprehensive." 

JB: It was sort of meandering. We were just sort of feeling our way. This seems a little more in the pocket. And for myself, I was more calm: I was trying to keep things uncluttered and create moods, as opposed to playing a bunch of notes. And occasionally Dan would suggest these rock things: let's have some overdrive here, make it really rock out. So I would just try that approach, which I don't normally do when I play, but I can do it.

AM: Is that because you spent so much of your last two years doing jazz related stuff? You seem to have devoted a lot of time to jazz.

JB: Yeah, I've focused on that a lot -- not just jazz, but all types of music. It's just my sound. I like a clean sound on a guitar. I'm really into the sound of a string being plucked, you know? So my approach to the guitar is more percussive. And I don't really use a lot of overdrive, although it's something I can try, I can do. But it wouldn't always be my choice to do that.

AM: What are your own favourite projects that you've been involved in, recording-wise.


JB: Recordings, let me think? There's a Universal Congress Of album called Eleventh Hour Shine On. I really like that album. And there are some Mecolodiacs records that no one has ever heard of, that's the bass player from Universal Congress Of [Ralph Gorodetsky] and  the old drummer of Saccharine Trust, 
Tony Cicero, And then we did another one with Wayne Griffin who is in Congress right now, that we recorded in Germany. Some of the stuff I do with Mecolodiacs is pretty cool.

AM: See, I haven't actually heard that. I have the This is Mecolodics thing you did with Universal Congress Of, which is a good album... although it sounds like the entire idea of Mecolodics was a bit of a joke at that point? [Note: not sure now why I was saying that: re-listening to some of the material, though, it reminds me of late-phase Coltrane, which is pretty cool and clearly no joke. It might have been mostly a reaction to the cover? Luckily Baiza didn't take umbrage...]. 




JB: Well, 'cos I was into Ornette Coleman and his whole "Harmolodics" thing, which I didn't understand... but it was a joke someone came up with, we had some nicknames at work and I was "El Meco." 

AM: El Meco? I don't understand. 

JB: It was just a stupid thing we were doing at work. We were taking a little lunch break and there was a little hat shop around the corner, where you could put a name in front of the hat, and one of the guys was like, "Let's get some hats, and we all can put our name on there!" So they came up for themselves, so I was like, "I'll be El Meco." We were doing gang names, you know? And "meco" means "sperm" in some gang slang, or something, y'know, so I was like, The Sperm. Everyone thought it was disgusting, but most people didn't know what that word meant, so it was just sort of an in-joke: MECO, y'know? [Laughs]. But then one of my workmates, a week later, was like, "Hey Joe, if you like harmolodic music, and you're El Meco, I would think you play Mecolodics! Hahaaha!" I said, "Great, that's it, that's what I do? Mecolodics!" 

AM: Does Ornette Coleman know any of this? 

JB: I doubt it! (laughs). Mecolodics is a little offshoot of the jazz tree... I was coming up with my theory: harmolodics is one of the branches to come off the jazz tree, and there's a little scraggly twig that grows off, and that's called Mecolodics: it's kind of punk jazz, y'know? So that's what I called it. But the name just came along and was applied to what I was already trying out... I came from a punk rock background, and was fascinated by jazz music, but I wasn't a jazz musician, wasn't schooled in this way, but at some point I was like, "If I can figure out to play this rock music from nothin', why don't I do that with jazz, too?" So it was kind of a punk jazz approach. So I was learning Ornette Coleman songs and we'd have our fast, sloppy versions of them, y'know? And then we'd apply other kinds of music we liked, mixed it together, a hybrid of music with a punk attitude. So people think that punk rock was just power chords and fast eighth-note kind of thing, but I was like, "No, it can be anything, you can stretch that attitude to other kinds of music. So that's what I do now. I'm always researching music and trying to inspire myself to do something new and creative.

AM: How do jazz audiences down there respond? It's my impression that jazz audiences are kind of hard to please, hard to reach. Are they receptive?

JB: Well, y'know, we really don't play to jazz audiences, we play to people who listen to all types of music. And we're kind of a good band for that kind of ear, because if you have someone who is into rock music, and they like interesting music, and they're like, "Uh, I kinda like jazz but I don't know," and then they hear us: Wow! I mean, now I'm  Joe Baiza's Congress Of, and the way I have it arranged, it's made for the initial listener, or someone who wants something exciting. I have structured the music in that way. I keep the solos real short and the arrangements tight, so it's like the Ramones version of playing jazz. The songs are like four minutes or something -- ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, that's it, then pow! Onto the next one, or a slow one or something.

I mean, I dunno, jazz audiences... sometimes we'll play a venue where there are some people who are familiar with jazz, and they're sort of charmed by it, I guess; they laugh or think that's funny. But most people appreciate it, because we never really play to a strictly jazz audience, unless we were touring with Universal Congress Of in Europe, in the old days. There were some dates where we did open up for some heavyweights, you know? 

AM: Like who?

JB: I'm trying to remember. They'd have these festivals, and there'd be these well-known jazz musicians on the bill, and we were some opening act or something. People were a little bit puzzled by that. We had some fans in Germany who liked us, but I guess in those situations most people were a little puzzled by what we were trying to do. 

AM: I've interviewed Nels Cline, and it sounds like he's had to struggle with the jazz/ rock thing, not knowing where he fits in, wanting to be credible in both worlds. It sounds like it's not something that causes you a lot of grief. 

JB: Not really, I just do what I do and I'm not worried about it. I'm not trying to put a label on it. I'll say "punk jazz," I'll give it that label, instead of Mecolodics, because if I say "Mecolodics" when someone says, "What kind of music do you play?" they don't know what I'm talking about! But if I say, "Kind of a punk jazz music," at least they get an idea. But Nels has got more of a hold on the jazz world than I do. When I first heard Nels, he came across as a very serious musician, and I think I'd seen him play with a quartet way back, and he was acoustic. And then later on with Julius Hemphill, "There's that Nels Cline guy again!" And I'd see him around here and there with different things. But the first time I'd seen him in an edgier context was when he had a trio, that he used to have when he did New Music Mondays, and it was a night at another club, and I was doing a free improvised thing, just myself on a guitar, kind of a noise thing; but I kind of made it theatrical -- I had some friends who set up a little card table and a lamp next to me, so they're playing cards and drinking whiskey and ignoring me. It was kind of a funny thing. And then Nels Cline comes on, and it's the first time I'd heard him with an edgier group: "Wow it's almost like rock music." I was kind of excited -- "Wow, great, you know?" So that's when I first saw that. [Just guessing from the time of this interview, but I'm thinking this might have been from the Destroy All Nels Cline period? I don't think Nels was in Wilco yet].  

But I guess I don't worry about where I fit, because I can't fit in, anyways. I really don't fit in; it's kind of a problem for me...

AM: Well... if we could descend into darker waters...  [there is some laughter and incomprehensible muttering here]. Dan McGuire was saying that he heard you and Jack Brewer at a Festival in England saying that Saccharine Trust was cursed? 


JB: Oh yeah. 

AM: You've had some of the worst luck I've heard of. 

JB: Yeah, it's true! 

AM: And you're still playing? Saccharine Trust still exist!

JB: Well I didn't say Saccharine Trust are cursed, but Jack Brewer and I are cursed. And whoever's closely involved with us will certainly be cursed as well. I don't know what it is -- we worked hard, and we tried to do something different, but it wasn't always successful. And sometimes it was, but things just didn't work out. I'm just so used to that now, it doesn't faze me anymore! (Laughs). I mean that's been the history of Saccharine, I guess: I mean, we'd have a gig, and we did some good gigs, I guess -- but we'd have a big gig where it's going to be a nice breakthrough, and something goes wrong, and we can't do the gig, or... When I first met Jack, we both have this kind of psychic... thing over us, I don't know how to describe it. But "cursed" is kind of funny. I am kind of half-joking about that, but...

AM: You got one of your hands really busted up in Europe, right?

JB: Yeah, one of my hands was hit with a baseball bat. 

AM: Why? Who? 

JB: It was some fascist guys in East Germany. I'll tell the story again -- I've told it quite a few times, but this was maybe the mid-90s, and I was staying at a friend's flat in Treptow, which is in the Eastern part of Germany, just east of Kreuzberg. And of course there was no wall anymore, so a lot of the people from Kreuzberg moved into Treptow, because there are these really cheap flats. Things were really still trying to develop after the wall came down, so they'd get these cheap apartments. And a drummer friend of mine lived there, the original drummer for Universal Congress Of; he'd moved to Germany, and lived there, so whenever I came into Germany and did tours, I wanted to hang out in Berlin, and he'd allow me to stay at his flat. He'd go off to his girlfriend's or something, so I had the place to myself. But one night I was going out to see someone, and it was kind of late, about midnight, and I'm walking down the street to the U-Bahn (German rapid transit), and there were these really wide sidewalks. It was this really old street, a wide street with big trees. And it's dark, no one's out there. And I had a beer in my hand, because I was drinking a beer inside the apartment. I guess you're allowed -- you can walk around with a beer in Germany, I guess; I just thought, "I'll finish this beer on the way to the U-Bahn." But I'm walking, and I see these three silhouettes coming towards me down the sidewalk, and they're walking in a line, one to the right, one to the left, one in the centre, towards me, but they're spread out a bit; they're not walking together talking. They seem to be on some kind of mission, you know?

AM: Right.

JB: It was like something out of A Clockwork Orange or something. I could see them coming towards me, and -- "uh-oh, that looks kind of funny." And I thought, see, if I cross the street and then they cross the street, that means real trouble; they might chase after me. I decided I'm just going to pretend there's nothing going on, I'm just going to walk right past them. And when I got to them, the center guy jumped in front of me and started yelling at me in German. And he had some sort of baseball cap under his arm, and he whipped it out; it had some sort of symbol on it, on the front. He was hiding the baseball cap -- he wasn't wearing it, it was just under his arm. It was like his credentials or something; he shoved it in my face. Not IN my face, but right in front of my eyes: he didn't really touch me, though. He was going like this and yelling in German. It sounded like he was saying, "You know who I am? You know what this means? You know who we are?" It sounded like he was saying something like that. And all of a sudden, I realized, "Oh shit, it's these Nazi guys." And they're dressed like guys going out to the disco or something; they're not looking like guys with big boots on or anything. And then I had a backpack and that beer in my hand and I said, "Don't fuck with me!" I thought I'd tell him something like that -- "I've got something in my bag, I'll pull it out." And then he just froze, just looked at me, and didn't do anything. And then the guys on the sides start coming around the side of me, like surrounding me, and I looked over and saw one guy take a baseball bat out from under his trenchcoat. I could see a shadow of it: "Uh-oh." And I looked over at the main guy real quick, and before I knew it, the bat swung and hit my hand that was holding the beer bottle. He was pretty good with the bat! Fast, accurate. I didn't expect he would do it that quickly. I looked at him, looked at the other guy, and WHUP! That was it, my arm was flying behind my back with the impact. Everything went blank, and the next thing I knew I was running really fast down the sidewalk; my legs thought before my mind did. And I was running really fast. I can run really fast; I was running a lot back then. They tried to chase me a little bit, but they couldn't, they gave up. I started walking. I looked back at them and yelled at them, and they were yelling at me. I thought, "Man, that's kind of crazy." 

And then I was heading towards the U-Bahn, as I walked up the steps, I saw something on my hand, and I looked down and there was a welt on the back of my hand the size of half a tennis ball. With all the adrenaline, I hadn't even realized I'd gotten hit. And then I realized, "Oh, man, they hit my hand." Finally I went to the hospital, and my hand was broken. That was the end of that. 

AM: How long did that put you out of commission as a musician?

JB: Oh, a few months, yeah... a few months. But all the bones were broken. The scary thing was, what were they planning to do? If I didn't have that beer bottle in my hand, would they have struck me in the head. What would they have done if I wasn't holding the bottle? It might have been my head.

AM: Were you holding the bottle like a weapon?

JB: I was holding it like you hold a bottle of beer! I didn't even think I could the beer bottle as a weapon. It was just in my hand. And I think the guy with the bat thought, "He could use that as a weapon, so let me go for that first." So he went for my hand. That's how it went. If I was holding it, I don't know what he would have done; that's the scary part. Would they have fucked me up? 

AM: Was this like, a racist hate crime, or a random stranger attack, or...?

JB: It was certainly racist. And hatred. It's random as well, because I think they were looking for someone. Someone who was not white and German, someone who was not like them. Even a white person would get attacked if they were looking freaky or something; I think the youth at the time over in East Germany, in East Berlin, were kind of disappointed with how things went after the wall came down, so if they didn't have a job or something, they were pissed off, and they think, "These damn Turks," or Cubans or Vietnamese or whoever was doing the grunt work over there... they may have thought I was somebody like that. Although I did tell them "I speak English," and that didn't stop them. I think they were just out to beat someone up. And I talked to people in those days who lived in the area and they said, "Yeah, you have to watch out for that, they travel around like that and try to find someone." Usually they don't bother you if it's one-on-one; they seem to be more afraid. Because I used to see them before, too, by themselves; they'd give me a dirty look. But they wouldn't do anything -- they wouldn't do anything unless there was more than one of them. Then they would go for you. 

AM: Sorry to make you tell that story once again. But... stop me if this gets too depressing, but you also recently busted your thumb, didn't you? 

JB: Oh, yeah! That's just a work injury. 

AM: What sort of work do you do? 

JB: I work for a company that handles fine art. We go around town and install it and de-install it and move it around. And we pack it for shipping and storage; they build crates for paintings and sculptures and pick them up at the museums and galleries, pick them up at collectors' homes... that's something that just happened at work! I can't remember how I did that!

AM: Your hands work fine now, you have full use of both!

JB (laughing): Well, now I have carpal tunnel syndrome! My hand goes numb when I play -- I have a problem with my left hand. I don't know what I'm going to do about that yet. I think it's a work-related thing. 

AM: Derek Bailey figured out how to play...

JB: Really, did he have carpal tunnel?

AM: He had carpal tunnel syndrome. In fact, one of his last albums for Tzadik was called Carpal Tunnel, and he developed this technique so he could play around it...

JB: When did he get carpal tunnel? 

AM: You know, I don't know the full story, just know that he had it towards the end -- I think it was a fairly late development, the last five years of his life. 

JB: Oh yeah. It's crazy, you know: I don't know what brought it on. My boss says it's guitar playing, but I don't know, I'm not using my hand like this eight hours a day on the guitar! But it's a bit of a problem. I guess an operation is an option, but I don't know if I'm going to do that. I just try to avoid things that make my hand go numb. But if it continues, it can get worse, that's the deal, so at some point I have to do something. 

AM: Right, right. 

JB: But then I don't have time! If they cut my hand open, then I'm laid up again for I-don't-know-how-many-months, you know? And I've got a lot of things I'm working on, I don't want to put them on hold. 

AM: It's like you should see a naturopath or something, see if there's a less intrusive option. 

JB: That's kind of the method I would like to try. 




AM: Okay, well, more bad luck: The Great One is Dead, the most recent Saccharine Trust album, is completely out of print and unavailable [again, note; it is now back in print and can be gotten through bandcamp]. What happened with that? 

JB: Well, it's available in Europe!

AM: I don't know, Hazelwood (the label) never answered my emails. And it's not available new through Amazon Germany. 

JB: Maybe Hazelwood is having some problems? I've heard some rumours. I've tried to contact the head guy at Hazelwood, sent him an email, but I never got a response. I'm not sure what's going on.

AM: The only was I could get it, there was one copy used on Amazon Germany. I ended up paying forty bucks to get it.

JB: Well, here's the deal, I am the one who has the rights to the album here in the United States, so if I can find someone I can license it to, they can put it out here. No one has approached me, and I haven't approached anyone. Which is crazy: it was recorded in 1999, and it's something we all want to do, but we've never done it. Someday maybe I'll get it together and release it here in the US. But that's funny: I thought Hazelwood was still issuing that.

AM: Well, I mean, maybe. 

JB: What happened when you contacted Hazelwood?

AM: Nothing. I tried to order two copies. I didn't get a response. 

JB: Yeah, I didn't get a response either, but it's hard to know what's going on... I'll check that out. 

AM: How did that get set up? Do you have a big fanbase in Germany, then?
 
JB: Universal Congress Of did. We went over there in 1989. It all started with an interview for Spex Magazine, this German magazine. People really respected the magazine, it had a big voice. And we were doing one of those music seminars in New York. I forget which one it was, but it was a big SST night at CBGBs. And Universal Congress Of played, and a number of other SST groups, and there was this woman walking around interviewing certain groups. And then she interviewed us, and we kind of went into our little joke mode, because most of the people who interviewed us didn't understand anything about what we were doing, so we just started making up our jokes, and she was kind of taking them literally. And then we realized, she actually understood what we were doing, so we had a serious interview with her, talking about music and all this, and... fine, all right. So they did a piece on SST, and they did a piece on certain SST groups, and Universal Congress Of was one of them. So that created some interest over in Germany. 

So in 1989, through the help of someone, I contacted a booking agent. I forget who it was. The booking agent says, "Yeah, I can book you some shows, sure! Sure!" We said, "Great, let's try it, what the heck." We went over there in 1989, and we didn't know what would happen; we thought maybe it would be like that one gig we did in Huntsville, Alabama, where there were fifteen people in the audience. But our first gig, we walk in the room, and it's just jam-packed with people, and everyone's staring at us: a full house, and we did the show -- it was a great show, and everyone had a good time. We thought, "That's strange, that was cool." So our second show, we thought, "that was just a weird thing that happened for our first show," but our second show was the same way, and the third, and the fourth. All the shows were like that! So there was an interest in the group like that. And at that time, I think a lot of the music fans there were interested in independent, underground music in the United States. This was before the "alternative" thing started happening. So they were the first people I'd seen who were really aware of and interested in that kind of music. And they knew a lot about it, too! They knew surprisingly a lot; I don't know how they found out their information, but they knew more about groups than I would know. But that's what happened, anyway; we started going there and playing every year for about four or five years. We did really well. 

AM: Is there is more in print there than there is over here?

JB: It's the same story, I was on a label called Enemy, but I don't know if he's still putting stuff out. It's been a long time since I've been over there, but now I have different groups: Saccharine Trust, of course, and Congress Of, and I have this group called Puttanesca... like the pasta sauce? 

AM: Isn't puta like a protestitute?

JB: Yeah, it's a prostitute's mixture of elements, or something like that. 

AM: I see. 

JB: That has a female singer. It's kind of abstract lounge music. And then I've got a cover group called the Cardovas who do all Meters songs. And then there's just one-offs I play. 

AM: Things like Unknown Instructors. 

JB: Unknown Instructors, right. See, that's kind of what I'm doing now: I'm doing music! And if I can go to Europe, that's great.

AM: Right! So, the SST stuff, that's all out of print now?

JB: I don't know. That's another deal, these record label guys, what are they doing, I don't know?! (Laughs). I'm so busy with my life, I don't go back and say, "Well, what's going on." 

AM: I just think that it's a shame: Surviving You, Always was the first Saccharine Trust that I heard and it's got a really warm spot in my heart. It sunk deep. And it's never been out on CD...

JB: Greg refuses to put it out! 

AM: Why?

JB: He says it costs too much to manufacture it! His exact words. I mean... what kind of reasoning is that, but that's what he told me: "I'm not going to sell enough to cover my costs for manufacturing." 

AM: It's a CD! How much does it cost? They're really cheap!

JB: Ask him! (Laughs). I mean... I'm not a businessman, but all these label guys, they're all really slippery, and they've all got their agenda. What they're up to, I don't know. For me, it's hard to deal with that kind of stuff, because it's so annoying. Something needs to be done, but it's hard to deal with. 

AM: You just want to play the music. 

JB: Yeah, exactly! 

[NOTE: That's all I can do right now, but there may be more added to this next week (there's about 20 more minutes on the tape, but *I'm* gonna get carpal tunnel if I keep hammering at this -- and other duties call. Meantime, the tour is happening NOW, up the west coast. See you at the Vancouver show, at the very least! More on which below...]

5. Corsano/ Baiza/ Watt Trio

Now here's the thing: the band member at this upcoming Vancouver show that I think actually is most significant to how the evening will sound is drummer Chris Corsano. I've never interviewed him, never seen him, though I have an album he's on with Wally Shoup and Nels Cline, which is one blistering session of flat-out free jazz, worthy of its title, Immolation/ Immersion, especially if you're being immolated in, say, molten lava. From what I hear of the album with Corsano, Baiza and Watt, it's closer in spirit to Corsano's normal wheelhouse than it is to that of Watt or Baiza -- both of whom can get jazzy, but who are primarily known as rock musicians.  

So this is going to be an unusual tour to catch. There will (I presume) be neither Minutemen or Saccharine Trust songs. I doubt anyone will sing at all -- I'd almost be disappointed if they did; I'd certainly be surprised. This will (probably) be an all-improvised set; it will also probably COOK. It may be a wee challenge to see any of these shows if you've left it this long: The Hero's Welcome show is sold out online, and only a few tickets will be available at the door. There are shows in Victoria and Nanaimo, as well, which also appear to be sold out. The Nanaimo gig is at the Vault and booked by Jeremy of Shearing Pinx, Crotch, and Earthball, who, with Izzy of those bands, runs a very fun store upstairs. The Vault is a cool space, full of character and charm, and the store, Wyrd Wealth, is packed with fun items, including the single largest collection of Harry Crews books I've seen at a bookstore in the lower mainland, a hot sauce rack, new and used vinyl, and... lots more. (I wonder what Mike Watt thinks of Harry Crews? He's probably the best-read rocker I've spoken with,,,). 

Welcome back to Vancouver, Chris Corsano, Joe Baiza, Mike Watt! May your tour be delightful and fruitful. See you at Hero's Welcome and maybe one of the other shows as well? 

More info here

Thursday, October 17, 2024

ARGH!!, Blue Moon Collectables, an 1894 vinyl record release, and some fun stories about record shopping

ARGH!!

Note: the story about the gas money is more complicated than I tell but if you want the gory deets, talk to ARGH!! Also note: to my mind "Collectible" as a noun is spelled with an "i," whereas Blue Moon spell it with an "a" (which is how I might spell it as an adjective, in keeping with the rules described here), but I have learned in the process of writing this that both spellings are valid, whether adjective or noun, and that there is a maddening lack of consistency about which is "right" (though Blue Moon is in keeping with Grammarly on this matter). Super cool record store, is the point!

Suburban record stores often suffer from a similar condition. Even when run by people of taste and experience, they often have a poverty of cool stock (because it's the suburbs and the people stuck out there tend to hang onto the good shit -- or snap it up when it comes in); and when cool stuff does come in, it can tend to be expensive, because the owners know that no other nearby shop has it and that the locals will pay a bit extra for ("save them a trip into the city"). As a customer, you learn to lower your expectations, and/ or to adjust your shopping strategies, looking for things that are reasonably obscure and reasonably cool, but not in high demand -- neither the mainstream bread-and-butter Pink Floyd, Neil Young, Led Zep and Fleetwood Mac albums (which tend to be overpriced at such stores, because they need to make a living somehow) nor that $75 Ramones bootleg which was there the last four times you came in. If that's the stuff you crave, you can get it cheaper downtown, so you look instead for something weird-ass that a) people in the suburbs won't necessarily be hunting, and/ or b) that the owners know they'll never get a steep price for (or, better yet, that they don't realize is actually cool, because they've never heard of it). I've taken transit to Redrum Records in White Rock to buy Don't Let the Hope Close Down, following this sort of principle, paying a mere $15 for it (the Hope features in a couple of Robyn Hitchcock projects -- the Soft Boys' Lope at the Hive is actually "live at the Hope," which venue is also mentioned in his song "Trash," where seeing a loser down at the Hope is rhymed with the observation that they're looking for, yep, "a piece of dope" (which is on this terrific album, but not available as a stand-alone track on Youtube). The same record (Don't Let the Hope Close Down, that is) would cost over $50 to ship in from Discogs. I wasn't actually looking for that album, mind you -- and really, who among us is? -- but I stumbled across it on the Redrum website (usefully searchable, as is Groove Cat out in New West). 

Imagine my surprise when I discovered, on a thrifting run out to Ladner, of all places, not only was there a record store -- Blue Moon Collectables, on the same street as the thrift store -- but that, right there in the new arrivals bin, they had a copy of Tornado Juice by Brother JT, non-coincidentally right next to the Original Sins' Big Soul and Self-Destruct (the two best albums by the original band of the JT in question, John Terlesky).  I had thought I might find a Rush album I didn't have, but finding a Brother JT album... well, it put Blue Moon on a whole 'nother level. 

Reasons I was excited: 

1. I had interviewed JT six years ago at the time of the release of this record, when it was his current album. My favourite song from Tornado Juice ("Snakebit") was discussed at some length and remains on my phone. I think I even re-read some Nathaniel West because of it (Miss Lonelyhearts is a fucking heartbreaker; I have yet to have the courage for Day of the Locust). 

2. But no one in Vancouver stocks Brother JT. I am told (by Nick Mitchum, in fact, a few of whose names will come up presently) that at the peak of used CD action, in the mid-90s, Zulu Records -- who had an entire upstairs devoted to CDs, back then -- used to have a file card for him. I also found a few of his CDs in the discount section at Audiopile, maybe ten years ago, where I had my "Wait a minute, this is John Terlesky of the Original Sins!" moment. But -- based in Philadelphia, disinclined to tour (tho' the Original Sins apparently did make it to the Town Pump once!) -- JT doesn't have enough presence for the buyers at most Vancouver music stores to gamble on him now. He's a "who's this" kind of guy, despite decades of terrific releases. Go try to sell an Orchard Pinkish CD in Philadelphia -- I'm sure you'll have a similar experience; if you want JT material, you're best just writing the guy yourself. He's happy to sign things, and has things besides music for sale! 

3. However, I'm a fan, and had even tried to buy the record back when I did that interview, except JT didn't have a copy of it, and getting it shipped from the label in the States was a dealbreaker (would have been $50 with shipping, maybe more if customs waylaid it, all of which back in 2018 seemed a whole lot to pay for a single record). 

4. But in the years since doing that interview, I have continued to think about that record, wondering if I should buy it "before I stop buying records for once and for all," you know? Every time "Snakebit" comes up on my phone, I'm like, "Damn, this is a great song, and I don't own a single Brother JT record on vinyl, only Original Sins stuff." I like to have the songs I've interviewed people about somewhere on hand, you know? (Not just as a digital file!). Fun cover art, the other songs are enjoyable too (tho' "Snakebit" is really the grabber). It's never been far from my longlist, my "finite" list as I sometimes call it, while Erika stares at me skeptically. 

5. Nonetheless, unsurprisingly, I haven't seen the record, ever, up here (I think I even asked Red Cat if they could order it in, but either it wasn't in print or, once again, it would cost me $50. I mean, it's really only the one song I'm in love with, you know? And not "$50 in love," so to speak.)

The record at Blue Moon was a mere $20. Well tickle me Elmo, I'm buying this! 

There was a final reason to get excited, but more about the two Original Sins records than the Brother JT one, because I know one other JT fan out here: the artist known as ARGH!!, also known as Nick Mitchum on social media, who is also occasionally called Ken (which might be a secret, but it's part of the story, so I've got to out him. Just think of him as Nick Mitchum, though, okay?). He might not have those Original Sins records, I thought! (These also are a super-cool, unexpected find at ANY record store, but even moreso one in the sticks). Maybe I should phone him?  

This thought intensified as I discovered another album in the stacks that only Nick, among my friends, would get excited about -- Jerry Jerry and the Sons of Rhythm Orchestra's Battle Hymn of the Apartment. Jerry Jerry and the Sons of Rhythm Orchestra, if you've missed them, are -- just as we can say with some confidence that Shock Waves is the best underwater Nazi zombie movie -- by far the best libertarian gospel surf band from Edmonton, beloved or at least beknownst to the fans of the It Came From Canada comps, but not widely appreciated in Vancouver these days. I have never interacted with Jerry, but I've seen him live and owned his records since about 1985, when his first LP came out. I listened to him this morning, on the way to work, even! And occasionally I have glanced bemusedly at the $50 copy of Road Gore: The Band That Drank Too Much on the wall at Noize to Go, waiting there for the day that some Japanese tourist with a hard-on for weird Canadiana stumbles into the shop. My own current copy came from a thrift store (for $2.99), and the copy I owned before that came from Collectors' RPM, back when it was still their only release (think it was maybe $12 new?). $50 is an ambitious price for a Jerry Jerry record, but clearly Dale of Noize is prepared to wait for the right customer, who will no doubt be an out-of-towner, since there are only two known Jerry Jerry fans locally and both of us already have it. It touches me to see it still sitting there on his wall -- Dale's devotion to that putative foreign customer, indeed his very belief that this customer might exist, and his adamancy that he will get $50 for that record someday (even though you can get it for less on Discogs WITH SHIPPING) all somehow move me. They might actually irritate me if I didn't have the record already, but since I do and know no one else coveting it, it's become a thing-to-do when I'm in Noize. The day will come where it is no longer there and I will remark on this to Dale and ask what happened to it, and he will say, "It sold!" and I'll say "For the asking price?" and he'll say "Yes!" and I'll be really, really happy for him (then ask where the buyer was from...).

Battle Hymn of the Apartment, at Blue Moon, was much more affordable (it's a slightly more mass-appeal kind of recording compared to Road Gore, but does have some fabulous songs on it, like "The Drift"). And since I only know one other person who knows that you can't get into heaven with a tattoo on your ass, I set it aside with those Original Sins records and began to flip through the new arrivals bin with renewed excitement, now shopping not just for myself but at least potentially for Nick Mitchum, who I planned to call (as soon as I was done, myself). Look, there's a Bonzo Dog Band album! Hell, this shit is up his alley even more than it is mine!  

That's when things started to get surreal, because just after the Jerry Jerry record, there was a bunch of Root Boy Slim stuff -- someone who I myself am not a fan of, but who Nick sure is. I was already in the process of leaving him a message when my Spidey sense (tm) began to tingle, because then there was a giant signed Roy Loney poster, a signed Jonathan Richman, a signed Eugene Chadbourne, and ... what the fuck, here's a Kinky Friedman record inscribed "to Ken." Hell, there may have been a Chuck E. Weiss record in there, somewhere, too. 


You know that moment in Manhunter where William Petersen figures out that Dolarhyde has seen these movies? Closest as I've come: "What the fuck, Ken sold his records?"

Nick -- Ken, ARGH!!, however you know him -- wrote me later by way of explanation, here copied verbatim, sans capitals (BTW that's Rob Frith of Neptoon he's referring to): "i unloaded most of my collection at rob’s shows when i was downsizing to fit into a condo after living in a house all my life…10-15 years ago…my back said fuck off after moving 4 or 5 times with a couple thousand records over the years…made good bucks the first couple of shows until the cream got skimmed off…then my back said fuck off again after a couple of times loading the car…unloading in at the croatian…loading in and out…loading the car...unloading and loading in at home…and hoping i made enough to pay for my table and a pizza... i replaced most of the music i liked with cds…i really liked the compact part…i also unloaded a monster stereo and my drums…i kept a couple of crates of faves and sentimentals…"

In the course of that discussion, Nick also expressed disappointment that in fact, there were a couple of ARGH!! boxes on display at the store, but I hadn't even noticed them: what can I say, I was distracted by the vinyl! (And tons of signed stuff for sale, including a guitar signed by Geddy Lee! Which is not the sort of Rush stuff I'd been looking for...). There was Dayglo Abortions ephemera on the wall, stacks of CDs, posters everywhere, and a collection of autographed material for sale/ display that is rivaled only by Neptoon, that I've seen... it was actually maybe the most impressive "remote" record store I've been to, even equipped with a small performance space in back. I chatted with the owner about the records, telling him (as I bought that copy of There'll Be No Tears Tonight, which is an original Parachute release, unlike mine, and is surely the best country record John Zorn ever played on) about how Nick and I had a falling out over Eugene, when Eugene was last in town ("I fucked up his night by getting him to give Eugene a ride to a show and then Eugene didn't offer gas money and Nick blamed me, but didn't do anything about it himself, whereupon it turned out that Eugene gave him his first case of COVID, and... well, the end result was, I lost my temper a bit. Anyhow, it's all okay now, I think!"). 

And now I own both Nick's signed There'll Be No Tears Tonight, complete with a gig poster, tucked inside the record, for a show I helped put on (the time that Rowan Lipkovits-with-an-S played with Eugene at some restaurant on Main Street) AND my own copy of the record. Am I the only person in the lower mainland with both vinyl versions of that album, one on each label, each signed on different occasions at gigs I was involved with? 

Probably.  

I do like ARGH!! boxes. These are fun, and not just on display at Blue Moon, but on sale. 


"Daliworld" and "Andyland" by ARGH!! (still probably on display/ for sale at Blue Moon). 


That's the "Diary of a Madman" box, which apparently has sold already. How many Sabbath and Ozzy songs can you see referenced in there? I've got "War Pigs," "Fairies Wear Boots," "Bark at the Moon" and "Iron Man." What's with the crusaders, though? Or the witch in the corner? No clue. 

We now approach the actual point of this story, because, y'see there's a new Bonzo Dog Band box set coming out soon. I am presuming the set in question is Still Barking. As Nick observes, with 17 CDs and 3 DVDs, it's "gonna cost a fortune" (he adds, "and i'm too wimpy to rob a bank"). So he has an imperative before him to sell some of his art. Over the next couple of weeks, Nick (in the form of ARGH!!) will be present at tables filled with his very entertaining collectable constructions, collages, repurposed/ modified thrift-store paintings, and maybe even reprints of his DOA Colouring Book, at, in order of their happening, the End Time Garage Sale this Sunday; the Vancouver Comic and Toy show for two days on October 26th and 27th; and the Halloween Bill Murray Art Exhibit -- posters and deets below. He actually did the first installment of that Halloween Art Exhibit today, but I missed it. You will have another chance, however! All art in these posters is by ARGH!!:




There is more ARGH!!-related news, however. ARGH!! (Nick, Ken) did the art for NO FUN's beloved 1894 release, which is surely the richest, most delightful, flat-out BEST Vancouver-area record from the 1980s that almost no one reading this owns. It is in the process of being reconfigured for vinyl! A couple of tracks had to be shifted around and there's some omitted Tribute to Elvis material (and the "1894 Theme" is gone, which I'm a bit sad about), but it's still cause for a big excitement. I have seen a test copy and the cover (my introduction to ARGH!!, beyond some strips in Discorder) is delightful, much more fun on a proper full-sized album cover than it could hope to be on a mere (pshaw) cassette. As Kevin House pointed out the other night at the Jeffrey Lewis show, it owes a great deal to Big Daddy Roth, whom ARGH!! admired and met back in the day. I actually knew my ARGH!! before I knew my Roth: 


There is also a new NO FUN release, the Eep Eep Eep Eep EP, which has no ARGH!! content that I'm aware of, but happens to contain a song I wrote with David M. ("If I Was a Bat," which employs a deliberate avoidance of the subjunctive, note). And apropos of my blog's 20th anniversary, happening this month, we will be doing a multi-purpose party at LanaLou's, on October 30th, featuring other friends and collaborators of mine and/or David, and, no doubt, a table in the corner somewhere with ARGH!! and some ARGH!! ephemera for sale. I do not know (actually somewhat doubt) that 1894 will be there in vinyl form (because Atomic Werewolf is offering these as lathe-cuts-on-demand, I believe, not making a bunch of stock; you have to order them from the website, and note: they ain't cheap), but am assured the Eep Eep Eep Eep EP will be on hand -- a brand new NO FUN release with a song I co-wrote on it! Plus there's going to be some special stuff that will only ever be sold this one time, of interest both to NO FUN fans and Alienated in Vancouver followers.

Thanks to Erika Lax for her fun, funky poster design. Hope to see some of you there. 
Post-script: Does John Terlesky look a bit like David M.? Had I never noticed that before?

Also note: Blue Moon Collectibles may not be around in its present location for much longer, Murray -- the proprietor -- told me, so don't delay getting out there if you're curious. Ooh, and look, a signed Kris Kristofferson poster! (Why is Elvira more expensive???). And how much does an ARGH!! box cost, anyway? Can NO FUN play the back room performance space for Christmas? Hmmm...