(rants and observations on outsider culture, music & cinema in The Big Wet)
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Allergy-Free Transgenic Cats
As people around the world starve, live in poverty, and die in wars, scientists are working on genetically altered cats which don't produce allergic reactions in owners. While they're at it, they should find some way to make cats whose flesh turns an unmistakable colour when cooked, so that Chinese restaurants will be kept honest.