Can it be? Three of the five Jandek profiles (sample here) are private and completely uninformative. It could be: Jandek might use Friendster. (Lars von Trier seems to -- I like his self-description, "I am Lars von Trier." Peruse thru his friends for Jean Paul Belmondo, Ben Gazzara and others...) Don't I have anything better to do with my time?