Vulgar Engrish Week, Dead Eel

Above: a somewhat dark photograph of a ridiculously obscene Dr. Pepper can, acquired from a vending machine in Saitama-ken. One cannot look at it without imagining a teenaged Japanese boy masturbating to the image. I mean, if I were a teenaged Japanese boy, I would...

And on that note: this is a great week to visit Engrish.com, for snaps of vulgar and obscene English errors.

In other news, a strange event in Dorset involving a dead eel has been cancelled after someone complained it was disrespectful to the eel. Or to eels in general.

...and now I must get ready for work.